Trolling my 'rents.

23JMZ07 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:20

Ahleckz said:
Hello fellow creep!

Oh hai

Strife212 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:20

Excellent

Theophany · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:21

Robbie G said:
Anyone else think there's too much sexual tension between our protagonists and that they will actually eventually end up getting married?

I could do a lot worse for myself!

Haven't heard of any trolls getting married in real life before

Knubje · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:21

The woman in voicemail says "Alex, it's Sam...can you phone me?"

She also sounds young...am I missing something?

leicrao1 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:21

this is hilarious. Please, please let it run its full course.

Zid_ · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:22

Popcorn at the ready...

JRS · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:22

Five stars OP, that is a truly excellent piece of parent trolling

unKn0wn · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:22

She sounds hot. What's the number? I'll call her for you.

Theophany · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:23

Knubje said:
The woman in voicemail says "Alex, it's Sam...can you phone me?"

She also sounds young...am I missing something?

"Alex, it's mum..." Ma Theophany turns 50 this year, she'd be flattered to hear you call her young-sounding!

23JMZ07 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:23

Knubje said:
The woman in voicemail says "Alex, it's Mum...can you phone me?"

She also sounds young...am I missing something?

Fixed

ps3ud0 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:23

Theophany said:
Two more calls, no more voicemails. I'm noticing that none are coming from my dad's office or mobile number, they're all coming from home, which is a bit off. Normally my dad would do the 'dad' thing and call son first discreetly to ask what the hell I'm playing at and warn me of an impending ass-whooping from my mum...

At a guess then they probably know that you may not answer phone calls or call your mum back - bet you your dad emails you before he finishes work if you dont make contact soon.

You could always mis-call your dad to kickstart his reaction

ps3ud0

POB · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:24

Don't own up until they pick something from your John Lewis Gift List.

joemo13 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:25

Can't wait to see how it will turn out!

Knubje · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:26

Well, still doesn't sound like Mum to me...is she saying Mam by any chance? Definate "AM" noise.

Either that or I'm still concussed...

Record the main convo when you call her back??

unKn0wn · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:27

Dads probably rushed home and is now half a bottle down. Or he's calling the rest of the family.

Azza · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:27

Mam? That's what I thought it was.

23JMZ07 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:27

Ahleckz · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:28

Theophany, are you not worried about the family putting a hit on you for disrespecting them? That's what happens right? I've seen The Sopranos.

23JMZ07 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:28

Mega backfire if they organise a supprise party

Kol · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:28

Hmmmm, must be bad. No pleasantries, no please ... nothing. Big trouble! Haha.