Trolling my 'rents.

mitsi-steve · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:11

Theophany said:
****!!

So my phone has been ringing for the past few moments, going to let it ride to voicemail and see what the reaction is and who leaves the message, might give me some clues as to how it's been received!

THE **** HAS HIT THE FAN - REPEAT, THE **** HAS HIT THE FAN!!!

This gets better.

2Thumbs · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:12

Thread deserves 6 stars. Who needs TV/video games!

mitsi-steve · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:12

Robbie G said:
mitsi-steve - uh-huh .

Do explain... :rolleyes:

ps3ud0 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:12

mitsi-steve said:
This gets better.

Ironically so...

ps3ud0 :cool:

Theophany · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:13

Christ, ok, I think this has gone pretty much EXACTLY to plan folks. We are looking at a stage 3 meltdown right now. I have quite possibly given my mother a freakin' brain aneurysm.

Normally she's really bubbly, got a very happy tone to her voice and rarely gets angry. But she has this special tone of voice that I came to learn as a child growing up. Basically, this tone of voice you are about to hear is one I have only ever heard in my life moments before getting a massive bollocking and the sole of a slipper to my arse!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Theophany's mum, probably with blood trickling out of her ears right now:

http://www.alexboni.net/ocuk/mum_voicemail.wma

Another few minutes and I call, hopefully just as she's reaching critical mass.

Kerplunk · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:14

Gah im at work and no sound! Someone type up the dialogoue!?!

Xcept1 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:14

ikillbears · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:15

just says can you phone me, but she does sound a wee bit startled

Theophany · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:16

zhx said:
just says can you phone me, but she does sound a wee bit startled

It's difficult to describe, but trust me that is the voice my brothers and I grew up to fear. It's short, sharp and basically not how she ever talks to anybody.

ps3ud0 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:16

Theophany said:
Another few minutes and I call, hopefully just as she's reaching critical mass.

Personally Id let it gestate a while longer - at least for a second call to come first - your move

ps3ud0

Dave85 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:16

Thats the voice of a parent with RAGE

Robbo · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:17

If I'm an optimist, it sounds like she's very worried and angry, yet trying to remain calm, hard to say though.

Embed · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:17

Wait for your dads voicemail, that's going to be epic!

Kerplunk · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:17

When do you plan to reveal its a prank? lol

23JMZ07 · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:17

Ahleckz said:
Bah, Jo has private photos! Was off for a creep.

Good prank this OP!

Yea was a real challenge tracking her FB down

Participant · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:18

Theophany said:
Another few minutes and I call, hopefully just as she's reaching critical mass.

Stay strong young warrior. Don't give the game away too soon. Obviously you don't want your mum to blow a gasket, but after all this effort you need to string it out a bit more!

Ronty · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:18

Kerplunk said:
Gah im at work and no sound! Someone type up the dialogoue!?!

Same problem, and safari on iPhone doesn't like wma!

This may be one of the greatest things I've read on a forum!

Theophany · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:19

ps3ud0 said:
Personally Id let it gestate a while longer - at least for a second call to come first - your move

ps3ud0

Two more calls, no more voicemails. I'm noticing that none are coming from my dad's office or mobile number, they're all coming from home, which is a bit off. Normally my dad would do the 'dad' thing and call son first discreetly to ask what the hell I'm playing at and warn me of an impending ass-whooping from my mum...

Ahleckz · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:19

23JMZ07 said:
Yea was a real challenge tracking her FB down

Hello fellow creep!

lcg · 22 Mar 2011 at 16:20

I've just downloaded the voicemail recording. Too bad I don't have sound

I'll have to wait an hour before I can hear it.