Ever been stung.....

I was stung on my eyeball when I was a kid, I can barely remember it but I do remember all the doctors gathering around commenting on how facinating it was. I had to wear an eye patch for what seemed like ages :(
 
Was at a festival once. A wasp flew on my can and I didn't see it went to take a sip and strung the hell out of my lip, same day one flew up my baggy sleeve and stung the hell out of my arm.
 
never, but when i was in africa i got stung by a bullet ant on my penis whilst having gay intercourse with a black gentleman,it swelled up to twice to size and hurt like crazy, but i took the pain as pleasure and carried on.
 
Been done by fireants a couple of times and a jelly fish once.. Jelly fish sting didn't hurt half as bad as i was expecting. Fireants are the worst ! Wasps probably about three or four times. (I'm 40 next yr) Cacked it once as i was riding my motorbike and a bee/wasp stung me in the neck/adams apple.. OR AT LEAST that was what I initially thought, (hence the cacking) i saw yellow then bam. But it turned out the sting was just the impact.. Remember thinking for that 30-60secs oh no, what's gonna happen to my windpipe as it swells, but the stinging declined rather than increased ! and actually when i got home the sting was still lodged in my throat.. I had to use tweezers to get it out.
 
Only one incident when I was a lad, a wasp flew up my flarey jeans leg and stung me 6 times on the inside of the leg, boy did it hurt. Can't stand wasps at all now, but bee's have never bothered me at all!
 
Twice I think, both as a kid.

First time I think it was chilling out on the grass and I happened to sit on it, got stung on the leg.

Second time was when me and a friend decided to put fireworks in a nest. They were REALLY ****ed. :(
 
Managed to get stung by a dead wasp once as a kid! I was digging in the sand on the beach and managed to hit a Wasp on the sting that was buried in the sand!
 
Once by a wasp, once by a bee. Not really that bad, I did get bitten by a horse fly once and that was much more painful.

Only one or two wasp stings in my 33 years of life, quite amazing given we had a nest in the lawn last year which took several twilight shifts with a jug of petrol on the end of a long pole to destroy. As mentioned elsewhere, wasp stings are more of a niggle than a pain, sore and a bit itchy would be my description.

A horsefly bite turned out to be considerably worse. Little sod had me right on my adams apple last year and resulted in a swelling the size of a golf ball around the affected area. So not just painful, but got a touch of the elephant man to boot! :)
 
Stung by 5 wasps when I was playing in the Garden once, now I hate them with a passion. One flew into my bedroom the other week and stung me when I was asleep. Woke up to a wasp on my arm stinging me and then hiding in the lampshade for a few hours.

I eventually killed it by spraying bleach on it, but it was'nt happy! Flatmate woke up while I was doing this around 2AM and was like WTF are you doing as I stood half naked with bleach in my hand :p

Next week my arm where the Wasp had stung was all purple and black and could'nt life my arm properly, turns out my fear of wasps then was warranted :eek:
 
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