If Richard Branson offered you 2 million pounds...

I always ask this question at work, and then see how low you can get people to go. Everyone starts at 1 million, stating nothing less would do, but everyone gets down to about 10k eventually. If I had a suitcase with 10k in cash, you'd all bend over and take it. Now, I'm sure there are a few exceptions, but I work in retail man, I need the money!
 
2 million - no way. How are you going to explain that kind of lifestyle changing money to your friends and family? Do you really want to explain to your mum and sister that you got rogered by Branson with his beard scratching your ear as he whispers sweet nothings to you? As for your mates? Well, it'd always be your round and they'd take the donkey's until the day you died. Hell, they'd probably arrange for it to be on your tombstone.
 
It does lead on to the old joke :

1. Would you do it for a fiver?
2. No, what do you think I am.
1. We have established what you are now we are just haggling on price.
 
No I wouldn't - these days 2 million isn't enough to be hugely life changing - not enough to allow a man to poke me one :D
 
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