If Richard Branson offered you 2 million pounds...

[loltim]

yes

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

No, I'm Richard Branson!

No I am!

 

[Richie]

I am Spartacus!

 

[Devrij]

I always ask this question at work, and then see how low you can get people to go. Everyone starts at 1 million, stating nothing less would do, but everyone gets down to about 10k eventually. If I had a suitcase with 10k in cash, you'd all bend over and take it. Now, I'm sure there are a few exceptions, but I work in retail man, I need the money!

 

[Noel Gallagher]

one in the bum no harm done


















LOLJK

 

[Devrij]

I am Spartacus!

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1715/

 

[MikeHunt79]

for 2 million yes, but would stop half way, and state traffic shaping measures have just kicked in!

 

[Midget^]

Yes

All the gay guys in the world can't be wrong , it can't be THAT bad!

 

[Mr Jack]

2 million - no way. How are you going to explain that kind of lifestyle changing money to your friends and family? Do you really want to explain to your mum and sister that you got rogered by Branson with his beard scratching your ear as he whispers sweet nothings to you? As for your mates? Well, it'd always be your round and they'd take the donkey's until the day you died. Hell, they'd probably arrange for it to be on your tombstone.

 

[bledd]

When it boils down to it, if someone offered you 50k, you'd probably go through with it

 

[Midget^]

When it boils down to it, if someone offered you 50k, you'd probably go through with it

Hell, take me to a nice restaurant, treat me nice, give me a bit of money and I'd maybe do it.... oh god I'm an escort.

 

[Bumhug]

Would those who said yes still agree if it was Alan Sugar paying out?

 

[spudbynight]

It does lead on to the old joke :

1. Would you do it for a fiver?
2. No, what do you think I am.
1. We have established what you are now we are just haggling on price.

 

[spudbynight]

Would those who said yes still agree if it was Alan Sugar paying out?

Would you do it for less if it was Brad Pitt?

 

[Marky]

No I wouldn't - these days 2 million isn't enough to be hugely life changing - not enough to allow a man to poke me one

 

[Bumhug]

Would you do it for less if it was Brad Pitt?

Brad Pitt no, Ryan Reynolds possibly, maybe for free if he gave me some dirty pics of Scarlett Johansson

 

[spudbynight]

Brad Pitt no, Ryan Reynolds possibly, maybe for free if he gave me some dirty pics of Scarlett Johansson

Bumhug is gay for Ryan Reynolds.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Richard Branson will never give me 2 million pounds or anyone on these forums for that matter. So I am not commenting on 'if he did'.

 

[Six6siX]

Bumhug is gay for Ryan Reynolds.

The username is quite ironic

Richard Branson will never give me 2 million pounds or anyone on these forums for that matter. So I am not commenting on 'if he did'.

How do you know he hasnt?

 

[Midget^]

Richard Branson will never give me 2 million pounds or anyone on these forums for that matter. So I am not commenting on 'if he did'.

Why do you have to and ruin everyone's dream of having Richard Branson give them one?