This thread is for stupid questions.

sanaxe1 said:
Why is it whenever im doing a BBQ no matter which side of the BBQ i stand the smoke still seems to aim for my face regardless of wind conditions?
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You must have a hot face :)

Seriously...Your face is heating the air around it. Which is causing that air to rise, this means cold air will come in from the sides to replace the hot air your face warmed up. And it will bring the smoke with it.

Honest
 
Nerusy said:
Why can't we be friends?
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Because you drank my wine, you ignored me in Chinatown, you take my money with your welfare claims, and you work for the CIA. On the upside I really don't mind what colour your skin is, and I think you'd be receptive to me showing you financial president, in respect to how your money is spent.

I know what I'm talking about anyway.
 
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, and generally if you break a cast iron cannon by dropping it off a battlement wall, it can't just be 'put back together again' by horses or otherwise.
 
billyboyd said:
Why couldn't all the king's horses and all the king's men put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
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The original poem had a different meaning entirely.

Humpty Dumpty sate on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
Threescore men and threescore more,
Cannot place Humpty dumpty as he was before

Humpty Dumpty is brandy, Sate is to enjoy in excess. Humpty Dumpty is ALSO old english slang for a clumsy person.
 
Why don't people realise that if they don't put their headlights on in inclement weather or darkening light conditions that they can be very difficult to see even though they themselves might be able to see other road users who have their lights on?
 
Col_M said:
What does bear taste like?
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Actually a legitimate question in the thread, and nobody bothered to answer it.

Bear is a mild red meat and, depending on the cut, can taste like a slightly gamey version of beef; not quite as gamey as venison in my opinion, but moreso than buffalo. If I remember right, it had a greasyness to it (like duck), which made it perfect for stewing into a chili (soup).
 
SERIOUS QUESTION:

If a girls face lights up every time she see's you and she gets a little bit giddy, is that a good enough sign that the pasty is smashable?

1. Yes she is of legal age
2. Yes she is damn fine
 
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