This thread is for stupid questions.

SERIOUS QUESTION:

If a girls face lights up every time she see's you and she gets a little bit giddy, is that a good enough sign that the pasty is smashable?

1. Yes she is of legal age
2. Yes she is damn fine

No she is thinking 'Oh thank god there are better looking people then him in this world' and then she smiles and then soon notices how hideous you are and feels sick so goes giddy :cool:

This may not be true

Those are usually signs that someone has likes you, doesn't mean instant pasty though ;)
 
SERIOUS QUESTION:

If a girls face lights up every time she see's you and she gets a little bit giddy, is that a good enough sign that the pasty is smashable?

1. Yes she is of legal age
2. Yes she is damn fine


It is a sign you can embark on the road to pasty smashing. The road is often long, take these words of wisdom:


Roads Go Ever On
Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.

Roads go ever ever on,
Under cloud and under star.
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen,
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green,
And trees and hills they long have known.

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with weary feet,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone.
Let others follow, if they can!
Let them a journey new begin.
But I at last with weary feet
Will turn towards the lighted inn,
My evening-rest and sleep to meet.
 
The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
 
Something that came up in conversation today, I guess it's fitting for this thread.

If I was to put a small chocolate bar (or similarly sized/weighted object) into a standard envelope, attach the stamp and post it, would it get delivered?
 
But there are many preservatives in ketchup. So it is fine in a cupboard and doesn't get that nasty cold/slight hint of other foods from the fridge taste :p

How does your ketchup stored in a plastic, or glass bottle take on any other food odour?

Ours sits in the fridge next to the mayo.
 
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