do I cook my cake, ice it and then eat it...

FNGsam · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:12

So as title says, I have a girlfrien who I care about a lot and don't want to cause problems with, but... I am also travelling at the moment and she is at a bar with some other people who are good fun but not quite to my standards 'trustworthy' on her behalf..

Do I say 'stfu' you asked for this drama as she has, or deal with her as I have been trying and get her to come back to the hostel at least (p.s. I have no intention to sleep/do other ocuk things to her, i have a gf and intend to keep it that way..

d_brennen · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:16

I don't even

Ovary punch her if all else fails

Dunks · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:20

This makes no sense. Your GF is at a bar with some people you don't trust, so to get over this, you're going to take some random girl back to your hostel but not sleep with her?

I don't even.

Vonhelmet · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:21

What the hell are you talking about?

Skillmister · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:22

Dear diary,

today i realised i have no balls.

Garee · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:23

I really do not understand what you are trying to say.

MuttsNutts · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:26

Is the op speaking or typing in english? as it makes no sense at all!!!

Rich_L · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:27

Omg I accidentally

randal · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:28

You're traveling.

You have a girlfriend you care about, who presumably is at home.

She is at a bar with some unscrupulous pantie chasers of whom she doesn't trust. Presumably she's contacted you to tell you this, requiring sympathy of some sort?

You are with someone else, who you're not going to poke?

Have you been drinking?

Are you looking for justification to poke your traveling filly on OcUK at 12.30am from us, the caring and considerate moral guardians of you conscience?

You're doomed.

PapaLazaru · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:30

I believe there is some form of alcohol involved within the OP's post.

whitecrook · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:32

derp derp le derp?

Jono8 · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:36

i think you should accidentally the whole girlfriend.

spleenharvester · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:37

How do I alcohol??

[FnG]magnolia · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:38

What the hell is this crap?

d_brennen · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:39

Jono8 said:
i think you should accidentally the whole girlfriend.

And send the other girlfriend pics

Sukh · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:39

You the whole thing?

Caseh · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:44

I hope for your sake, that you are drunk.

Disco Boy · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:45

All that I learn from the OP is that the OP is drunk and has a girlfriend that he is fairly likely soon to lose...

RopAyy · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:47

Would this translate to....

You have a girl back home who you 'love.'
You are currently travelling and are out having drinks with a different girl who you are travelling with and there are some un-savoury panty snatching blokes creeping on her and worried they may smash her pasty in given half the chance and your wanting advice on whether to leave her there and have her baked goods iced or 'convince' (or donkey punch) her into coming back to the hostel with you where you will watch her closely as she drifts off to sleep and guard her little bakers oven until the first light of dawn?

Okay, just proof read that, my sentence structure and constant use of the word 'and' is top!
Still, it will not be changed!

[FnG]magnolia · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:47

I believe the OP is going out with a girl whose breasts are each bigger than her head whilst also being a size 6 or something.

Perhaps he has concussion

do I cook my cake, ice it and then eat it...

Garee

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