Omgggg 5 more days. Must... not... open... present...... >_<

I already opened mine, thank you its awesome..
Waiting on incoming smite.


I really do not understand why people don't just wait until Christmas. It's not hard.

I really do not understand why people don't just wait until Christmas. It's not hard.

Do we get a prize for guessing who our SS is?![]()

I am feeling sad right now, I think opening my pressie will cheer me up..... Or make me cry![]()
the official OCuk buttplug![]()

You love to bang on about the buttplug don't you! I really hope you receive onethe official OCuk buttplug![]()

the official OCuk buttplug![]()

That was quick! I suppose you have yours already, for "testing" purposes. Simply to make sure it's health and safety compliant![]()

You love to bang on about the buttplug don't you! I really hope you receive one![]()

I hate to rain on the parade, but this running joke is now less fresh than a dinosaur poo that consists solely of previously consumed pancakes![]()
