It has to be something you would reasonably have close to hand to grab if someone took you by surprise while you were in bed.
So that rules out swords, knives, bats, half bricks, chainsaws etc etc.
Limits you to big maglites and such really.
I can't even imagine someone standing at the top of their stairs at 3am in the morning with a crossbow. Does not compute. I mean come on...
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Aeleys said:PLEASE don't take anything i say seriously...UNLESS i'm asking for advice which in that case i'm DEADLY serious and grateful.
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I have monsters under my bed.I don't think a bat under the bed is a bad idea if you are really worried.
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Cricket bat > baseball bat.
It's a lot more wighted and packs a far heavier whallop.
Are you sure it was illegally obtainted? The guy lived on a farm, not uncommon for farms to have shotguns? Two ****** broke into his house, was that planned too?
Edit:/ just double checked and you are indeed talking tosh!
I am surprised that so many people actually have various weapons by their bed in case they are burgled......there seems to be a significant amount of paranoid people frequenting OcUK.....
I've got a camshaft out of an old Audi Coupe (5 cylinder) by my bed for this very reason... I've stripped many cars and have various bits and bobs in random places...
"I heard a noise and feared for my family officer. It was the first thing that came to hand... My apologies for the shape of his head!"
Sorry, but if you're entering my house, I don't know what your intentions are - but my intentions are to prevent you posing a threat... unconsciousness serves that purpose nicely!!
People have killed in the UK and had it ruled reasonable force in defence. In one case recently, a man shot dead someone who hadn't even made it into the house (he shot him through a window). That case made it as far as a trial, since he'd shot him dead and done so before he broke in. Acquitted on the ground of reasonable force. Which it was - the man he killed was very dangerous and very likely intended to kill him as soon as he succeeded in breaking in.
If this is the case I think it is, it was a bit more complicated than that. The man was IIRC originally found guilty, then let off at appeal. The issue was, again, premeditation. He knew the man was after him, and failed to report it to the police, preferring to tool up and wait in ambush. That is, he was up and waiting by the window when the "burglar" appeared. Not precisely self-defence, and he was lucky that appeal judges tend to be quite generous.