Oh this thread....
The last time I went camping was at a Festival, so no showers, horrible loos, etc...
The last time I went camping just for fun and pleasure...
Scotland, near a lake, breathtaking views, a phone in case of emergencies. A meth stove, and a book.
I spent half the weekend whittling away a stick. Looked like a good wand xD Still got it somewhere I think...
Infarctions aren't really as bad as they sound... just a pleasant warning.
Definitely sounds like OP needs a holiday though.... So much stress. Jeeze. Of course, as others have pointed out, the escaping the rat race will be null and void when you're taking this kind of stuff... The closest I'd get to taking a TV on holiday with me tomorrow would be taking an eBook...
I have to agree with others though. Nobody needs hair straightners on a camping holiday. It's part of the experience. If you don't understand that, you really don't understand at all. Nor do you need Sky. It's about being relaxed for the weekend, not caring, and generally getting in touch with Nature, and yourself. Hell if I took kids on a holiday, I'd be encouraging them to climb trees, not watch X-Factor... If you have to watch some TV program, watch it on iPlayer etc...
Seeing as the OP is being so defiant though.. Just use SkyGo on some kind of device with WiFi. Which no doubt the campsite will probably have.
Some people really do make me despair...
As for getting all snappy at other members OP, that's just plain stupidity... Rule one of GD. If people annoy you, press that little X in the corner... Jeeze.
To each their own, you take your satellite camping to make it more like being at home, I pooh in my garden to make home feel more like camping.
Somehow you always manage to deliver jokes suited to your username...
kd