Has this ever happened to you before (guys)?!

Tikkabhuna said:
My friend had a pretty terrible experience. A guy moved to the urinal next to him and the guy started *******. I think he's still mentally scared from it.
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Similar thing happened to me when I was at sixth form - headed for the urinal and one of the nerdy kids was already stood there, who I assumed was just finishing up and shaking etc. The urinals were the old fashioned, three-in-a-row, high-sided, down-to-floor-level type so I couldn't really see what his hands were doing - not that at that time he'd given me any reason for suspicion anyway - and naturally took up position leaving the requisite one urinal between the two of us.

I didn't think anymore of it, but it was when I'd practically drained my bladder that I realised he was still there and a quick glance sideways told me that he'd got his eyes closed and was in a world of his own. Pardon the pun, but at that point, the penny dropped exactly what he was doing and I made the proverbial sharp exit.

Needless to say, when I got back to the common room I told all my mates, resulting in much childish laughter and nudging in the ribs when the lad himself entered the room.
 
Joshct said:
Had a few moments in bars, not the same as such, but once there was a freaking tiny toilet with 2 urinals, a drunk dude came in with me and put his arm around me while we were going, shouted about unleashing the viper and how we're in it together.
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God, that made me laugh :D

Had an interesting one recently. Came in, stood at the urinal, started my business...and suddenly became aware that the guy standing by the sinks wasn't going anywhere - he was just kinda lurking behind me and wouldn't leave. I was feeling nervous (this was at a rest stop here in the US, btw...) but heard somebody in one of the stalls so figured I was safe....unless it was his raping accomplice that is! I finished up, washed my hands and left....with the guy still standing there :confused:

Then it hit me - he was probably a US Marshall and the guy in the cubicle was a prisoner he was transporting. They're not allowed to just let them go to the bog on their own I assume. I didn't really get a good look at the guy....I was too scared :D
 
You got peeped at by a willy watcher :D

Edit: when you said "REALLY!?", did you say it slightly higher pitch than normal, in monotone and with your head slightly over to one side? I'm sure that helped.
 
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