Caporegime
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I need a bit of "how to get ladiez" advice
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Soldato
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No McDonalds is enough for one week, she will start expecting fine dining every night if you carry on like that.
Unfortunately not! 22...
The thing is, I have no problem intercoursing a bird, just would be nice to have a bit more than a play with her jublees and never see her again.
One thing I forgot to mention. I didnt pay for her McDonalds. This makes me look good and shows my authority as a man...right?
(was hanging out from the previous night and didnt really think, in retrospect - this was a purrrrty bad idea...)
When you're in a situation whereby you're able to have what you're describing it's so insanely easy to get that it's basically inevitable, unless you really go out of your way to stop it.
What I'm saying is, you don't need any tips.
What I'm saying is, you don't need any tips.
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So you mean to tell me you went to an up class restaurant and made her pay for her own food?
And again please? Didnt really get it...You RAF lot are too intellectual for me...
If you're ever in a situation where it's possible for you to get what you're describing (as in, she wants it too) then you don't need any tips or tricks, it'll almost certainly happen. You coming on a little too strong or not won't make a blind bit of difference if she does want more than just you having a go on her jublies, and if she doesn't then it's not going to happen anyway!
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Can we have a picture?
Of you.
Of you.
?Yea I spose you are right - but still wouldnt mind coming across as not mega desperate, and would like to come across smoooooooth...
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Show her your collection of belly button lint and explain how you would like to incorporate her's into it.
It might be subtle, but it works every time.
It might be subtle, but it works every time.
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Become Trent.
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Or if you want to be ultra dominant:
Go to Greggs and you take a massive bite out of a pasty; throw it at the wall and then pound it and pound it again with your fists then lick the bits of onion and meat stuck between your knuckles. She'll know what it means.
Go to Greggs and you take a massive bite out of a pasty; throw it at the wall and then pound it and pound it again with your fists then lick the bits of onion and meat stuck between your knuckles. She'll know what it means.