Poll: The most brilliant business model in the world. Can you guess what it is? TOUGH RIDDLE

[lucy_bee]

Please make this date happen

It could be the start of something amazing

 

[arekgreenman888]

I'm far from rich or wealthy, but I can do the rest quite well

you have message via trust honey...

 

[Ephemera]

This was a serious thread? Really?
I thought he was trolling at first but now I'm not so sure.
How can someone who can barely make a coherent sentence think of themselves so highly?

 

[Kenai]

How can someone who can barely make a coherent sentence think of themselves so highly?

mental illness

 

[Monkeynut]

<snip> Cheerio.

Only one other person has made it onto your ignore list.




















Challenge Accepted.

 

[Mark A]

Arek, if you're so smart why do you need to beg for money online?

Mods, can you ban him from the country, too?

You are so smart.

"So, come on guys and girls and woman. I am not sexist, I'm not gay either. Do not make gay advances on me ever"

Lmao, this has to be a joke.

OMG, the random tags

millions of dollars pounds wealth money happiness joy god super ebay win sex boobs *** pizza password Bill Gates God sky happy lottery pamela anderson tracy morgan tennis elbow video editing software windows duke nukem forever nintendo UK USA canada TV Video religion asian queen king knight prince princess babe

 

[arekgreenman888]

He's certainly so good at something.....

I am a good kisser amongst other things. Can bestow the right girl with over 888 kisses in one day!


I am also quite fit. Can jog for over 8 miles.


I am also so good to only speak words of kindness, joy and happiness.

 

[Zefan]

Can he please be banned?

If not I'll start supporting Zefan to get reinstated? xD

kd

I think you should be supporting that anyway... I am so good.

 

[d_brennen]

Sorry to break it to you, you're only exceptional in your delusions

You are not so good

 

[Chris [BEANS]]

I am a good kisser amongst other things. Can bestow the right girl with over 888 kisses in one day!


I am also quite fit. Can jog for over 8 miles.


I am also so good to only speak words of kindness, joy and happiness.

In all seriousness, no mockery or sarcasm intended.
Are you diagnosed with PD, or LD or even both?

 

[lucy_bee]

you have message via trust honey...

Thank you.

I'll reply later this evening, I'm out all day today in Manchester having a photoshoot done

 

[Edrof]

Thank you.

I'll reply later this evening, I'm out all day today in Manchester having a photoshoot done

Lucy, you lucky girl. He's a keeper.

 

[lucy_bee]

Lucy, you lucky girl. He's a keeper.

I'm sure I could make an honest man out of him.

 

[deuse]

I'm sure I could make an honest man out of him.

He would also do the same for you...no wait...

 

[lucy_bee]

He would also do the same for you...no wait...

Don't know what you mean?

 

[Edrof]

Just promise me you'll never stop him from being so, so good. Here's your fiancé doing what he does best - epic firsts. In this case he is kicking bottoms at Mario Kart 7.

(There's also an explanation of who Nintendo is at 1:00, for those who didn't know.)

 

[yer_averagejoe]

Edit: I've revised my judgement as I believe the OP is a little impaired and doesn't mean any harm

 

[Mr^B]

Ill be fair, and say yes it is something to do with marriage. Just because I am a good guy.

Apparently in China it marriage documents cost about 1000 quid and you get nothing from government whatsoever. In Germany you get 5% discount on stuff and in UK you get various perks. In China NOTHING.

So Chinese government has done an amazing business model whereas they are selling nothing like hot cakes.

Well done. I wish my business be as successful but because I am great, my it be to do with environment.

Thanks everyone who has submitted genuine answers.

The award of the smartest participant goes to morba. (+when I win euromilions over 50 million i'll give you something nice).

They cost a few pounds, not £1,000

They are unique (there are no two the same).

They do not have generic information on then, they have specific information on them.

Well done. Good luck with that business model, I will await your entry to Dragons' Den with eager anticipation.

 

[lucy_bee]

Just promise me you'll never stop him from being so, so good.

I'm not sure how that degree of epicness could ever be improved upon but by god I'll give it a go. Or die trying.

 

[Chris [BEANS]]

Just promise me you'll never stop him from being so, so good. Here's your fiancé doing what he does best - epic firsts. In this case he is kicking bottoms at Mario Kart 7.

(There's also an explanation of who Nintendo is at 1:00, for those who didn't know.)

Seriously creepy.

Ignored.