*smile* "No thanks"
Surely there's more to it than that?
Social interaction cant be that simple?
*smile* "No thanks"
Tell them to shove it up their arse. Works a treat.![]()

Surely there's more to it than that?
Social interaction cant be that simple?
What?
Option 3 for me "Thanks but I'm avoiding cakes etc. in my diet". I do this every time there are cakes in the office and I am male. I'd say both your options are quite rude. If you don't want any then just say so, don't pansy about pretending like you've eaten.
Neither are particularly rude at all? It's all about how you do it, for example a real easy way is to put on your campest voice, relax your body and say "Ooooh, I couldn't possibly... if I get any more cream around my face this week, dyaknowwaddameeaann???!?" flap a bit and laugh hysterically.

or actually help them do it![]()

Surely there's more to it than that?
Social interaction cant be that simple?

Just say thanks but no thanks.
Don't see why not wanting cake is rude![]()
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