Share your dating tips

Raymond Lin · 2 Sep 2012 at 19:41

Surfer said:
i agree with the "treat them like crap" take it from me - behave like a gentleman and do things because you actually care about them - is a complete waste of time.

Women dont respond to that at all. You will no doubt get some woman coming on telling me im sexist and im a nutter. Well i probably am a nutter but you know what my level of craziness cant hold a candle to the level of freaky mad of every woman out there.

You see things like common sense, decency dont enter a woman's mind imho.

My advice to every young guy out there is never never never just date 1 woman. Date at least 3 so that when 1 goes bat**** nuts (trust me she will) you got backups.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. So always keep your options open!

You might be thinking thats quite mercenary i mean this is love all and all that malarky.

Well you see young padawn - women do this as well except they are better than men at deceit and being a smiling assassin to your face. They will happily shag you and say all sorts of nice things whilst they are seeking your replacement.

Like monkeys they wont let go of one branch until they have a good hold of the next.

/end thread

Sad to say but I agree.

lucy_bee · 2 Sep 2012 at 19:47

Theophany said:
and frankly it speaks more about the poor choices in women I made

There's your answer right there ^^^

Fact of the matter is, dating is a game and like any game you have to have a plan. Your plan can be be the nice guy or be the mean guy.

Why not just be yourself? It's worked for me over the years, and still continues to work.

That doesn't mean I've turned into some vile misogynist

I'm quite sure you're not actually

It's just far too easy to come across that way by being so biased towards one way of thinking it seems the blinkers may never come off. Not that that's aimed at you of course

Theophany · 2 Sep 2012 at 19:50

lucy_bee said:
There's your answer right there ^^^

I know the answer, that's why I gave it freely and up front!

jackthezipper · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:18

Front seat or the boot? It's up to you.

Kamwah · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:22

If she doesn't react to the courting dance of my people then she is worthless and I can find another!

Kennysevenfold · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:26

Offer them sweets, then into the boot they go!

Destination · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:38

lucy_bee said:
Urgh, boys are disgusting

Disguising skidmarks is just as bad, just because you can't see them doesn't mean they're not there

I hope you turn out to be a trap, some of the banter on here will be remarkably amusing

lucy_bee · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:42

Hikari Kisugi said:
I hope you turn out to be a trap, some of the banter on here will be remarkably amusing

The banter on here is already remarkably amusing

Deleted member 77746 · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:57

lucy_bee said:
The banter on here is already remarkably amusing

You are male trolling the forum right ? ?

Jonnybmac · 2 Sep 2012 at 20:58

Im just pretty honest and if someone walks up to me whos hot I would most probably just tell them that they are looking rather beautiful but then I do get ripped from my friends for being an ultimate greaser to most women I meet

Skillmister · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:01

Hikari Kisugi said:
I hope you turn out to be a trap

godinman · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:03

Skillmister said:

I love those moments on this forum where everyone takes a collective breath and the posts per minute drop to near zero.

lucy_bee · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:04

mrbell1984 said:
You are male trolling the forum right ? ?

For ***** sake, I've been rumbled again.

Just how does this keep happening?

lucy_bee · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:10

godinman said:
I love those moments on this forum where everyone takes a collective breath and the posts per minute drop to near zero.

Think everyone should be just about dead now

cm1179 · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:26

interesting thread.

Destination · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:26

lucy_bee said:
For ***** sake, I've been rumbled again.

Just how does this keep happening?

Just tuck it inbetween a bit better and no one will notice.
Most probably haven't yet, so just keep going and no one will comment.

Docaroo · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:28

lucy_bee said:
There's been a few half-events that have caused some awkward, if not piquant moments.

And she's getting married next year too

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR COUSIN!!!!

Skillmister · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:31

Docaroo said:
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR COUSIN!!!!

The wise words of experience i hear

lucy_bee · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:35

Hikari Kisugi said:
Just tuck it inbetween a bit better and no one will notice.
Most probably haven't yet, so just keep going and no one will comment.

Thanks for the advice. Excuse me for a second while I go to the bathroom and rearrange myself

I think I'll be perfectly safe from hereon-in

cm1179 · 2 Sep 2012 at 21:42

if my head gets scrambled every time i think of a certain girl. am i in love?