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If they are Kawaii, then sometimes I will bring up how I once caught a Shiny Ponyta.
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So long as your standards aren't relatives!

My cousin is absolutely gorgeous. As in show-stopping stunning.

I hate to say it but I find her insanely attractive, and I'm ashamed to say part of that attraction is the fact that she's my cousin too.

The fact that we're really close, almost like sisters make this even more worrying.
 
My cousin is absolutely gorgeous. As in show-stopping stunning.

I hate to say it but I find her insanely attractive, and I'm ashamed to say part of that attraction is the fact that she's my cousin too.

The fact that we're really close, almost like sisters make this even more worrying.

Yes, yes it does.
 
My cousin is absolutely gorgeous. As in show-stopping stunning.

I hate to say it but I find her insanely attractive, and I'm ashamed to say part of that attraction is the fact that she's my cousin too.

The fact that we're really close, almost like sisters make this even more worrying.

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Lie through you teeth say whatever she wants to hear be anything but you boring self
My top three tips. Always go for women with low self esteem and daddy issues. That's my key to success dating.
 
My cousin is absolutely gorgeous. As in show-stopping stunning.

I hate to say it but I find her insanely attractive, and I'm ashamed to say part of that attraction is the fact that she's my cousin too.

The fact that we're really close, almost like sisters make this even more worrying.

Creeepy :D
 
i agree with the "treat them like crap" take it from me - behave like a gentleman and do things because you actually care about them - is a complete waste of time.

Women dont respond to that at all. You will no doubt get some woman coming on telling me im sexist and im a nutter. Well i probably am a nutter but you know what my level of craziness cant hold a candle to the level of freaky mad of every woman out there.

You see things like common sense, decency dont enter a woman's mind imho.

My advice to every young guy out there is never never never just date 1 woman. Date at least 3 so that when 1 goes bat**** nuts (trust me she will) you got backups.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. So always keep your options open!

You might be thinking thats quite mercenary i mean this is love all and all that malarky.

Well you see young padawn - women do this as well except they are better than men at deceit and being a smiling assassin to your face. They will happily shag you and say all sorts of nice things whilst they are seeking your replacement.

Like monkeys they wont let go of one branch until they have a good hold of the next.

/end thread
 
Agree with every point Surfer made even if it is sarcasm lol. It's natural for women to keep seeking a more alpha male.
 
i agree with the "treat them like crap" take it from me - behave like a gentleman and do things because you actually care about them - is a complete waste of time.

Women dont respond to that at all. You will no doubt get some woman coming on telling me im sexist and im a nutter. Well i probably am a nutter but you know what my level of craziness cant hold a candle to the level of freaky mad of every woman out there.

You see things like common sense, decency dont enter a woman's mind imho.

My advice to every young guy out there is never never never just date 1 woman. Date at least 3 so that when 1 goes bat**** nuts (trust me she will) you got backups.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. So always keep your options open!

You might be thinking thats quite mercenary i mean this is love all and all that malarky.

Well you see young padawn - women do this as well except they are better than men at deceit and being a smiling assassin to your face. They will happily shag you and say all sorts of nice things whilst they are seeking your replacement.

Like monkeys they wont let go of one branch until they have a good hold of the next.

/end thread

it is obvious, many women have used and abused you. do you hate your mother as much? just curious.
 
load 'o rubbish

In fact I'm going to bite harder.

Do you realise how immature and downright childish you come across as by writing that?

It seems you have very little idea of how relationships, sexual or emotional, actually work in the real world.

The only thing you've managed to achieve is to prove how godawful a prospective partner you are and I feel very, very sorry for any girl who ends up in your company.

The end.

and please do come running back crying from mummy shouting 'bra-burning feminist' and the usual misogynists repertoire, I'd just love for you to try that one on me.
 
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Lie through you teeth say whatever she wants to hear be anything but you boring self
My top three tips. Always go for women with low self esteem and daddy issues. That's my key to success dating.

Agree. Lie and win her over, she shouldn't care once won over. Just come up with some cheesy line to cover your amazing lying abilities later on :D
 
i agree with the "treat them like crap" take it from me - behave like a gentleman and do things because you actually care about them - is a complete waste of time.

Women dont respond to that at all. You will no doubt get some woman coming on telling me im sexist and im a nutter. Well i probably am a nutter but you know what my level of craziness cant hold a candle to the level of freaky mad of every woman out there.

You see things like common sense, decency dont enter a woman's mind imho.

My advice to every young guy out there is never never never just date 1 woman. Date at least 3 so that when 1 goes bat**** nuts (trust me she will) you got backups.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. So always keep your options open!

You might be thinking thats quite mercenary i mean this is love all and all that malarky.

Well you see young padawn - women do this as well except they are better than men at deceit and being a smiling assassin to your face. They will happily shag you and say all sorts of nice things whilst they are seeking your replacement.

Like monkeys they wont let go of one branch until they have a good hold of the next.

/end thread

True and false. Some girls like being treated like crap. Some girls die for someone to come along and treat them like a princess. Heck, this really fit actress on tv had mentioned she never gets chatted up because people think she's like her on screen character, yet really just wants someone to make her a priority.

There's plenty of girls out there that you automatically think that they want a "hard man" or someone to treat them bad so it's an interesting relationship. Not necessarily. I feel that the media alters our perception of what girls really want.
 
Heck, this really fit actress on tv had mentioned she never gets chatted up because people think she's like her on screen character, yet really just wants someone to make her a priority.

Fit cousin fancying and ranting at misogynists aside, this kind of thing is my number one piece of advice to anyone looking to punch above their weight.

In a club or bar, as the end of the night draws closer there will usually be one, or maybe two very attractive girls left either sat on their own or just looking a tad bored.

These are the ones who are that good looking they've had the usual muscle bound meatheads trying it on, the sugar daddies boring them with tales of the stitching of the leather in their new BMW's and the drunken pawing of the under-age chancer who's not completely in charge of their faculties. And the rest of the lads take one look and think 'bloody hell she's out of my league'.

Of course none of those types are attractive to Miss Well Dressed, Well Spoken and Thoroughly Decently Mannered Girl.

There, boys, is your chance. If you're down-to-earth, slightly self-conscious and even remotely attractive, she'll be glad of some decent conversation. And just maybe you might get a telephone number and a date out of it.
 
i agree with the "treat them like crap" take it from me - behave like a gentleman and do things because you actually care about them - is a complete waste of time.

Women dont respond to that at all. You will no doubt get some woman coming on telling me im sexist and im a nutter. Well i probably am a nutter but you know what my level of craziness cant hold a candle to the level of freaky mad of every woman out there.

You see things like common sense, decency dont enter a woman's mind imho.

My advice to every young guy out there is never never never just date 1 woman. Date at least 3 so that when 1 goes bat**** nuts (trust me she will) you got backups.

Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. So always keep your options open!

You might be thinking thats quite mercenary i mean this is love all and all that malarky.

Well you see young padawn - women do this as well except they are better than men at deceit and being a smiling assassin to your face. They will happily shag you and say all sorts of nice things whilst they are seeking your replacement.

Like monkeys they wont let go of one branch until they have a good hold of the next.

/end thread

I'd really like to disagree with you but nearly everything you say is in most cases quite true.
 
In fact I'm going to bite harder.

Do you realise how immature and downright childish you come across as by writing that?

It seems you have very little idea of how relationships, sexual or emotional, actually work in the real world.

The only thing you've managed to achieve is to prove how godawful a prospective partner you are and I feel very, very sorry for any girl who ends up in your company.

The end.

and please do come running back crying from mummy shouting 'bra-burning feminist' and the usual misogynists repertoire, I'd just love for you to try that one on me.

I don't think it's immature or childish. My last three girlfriends ended up destroying my confidence in much the same way as your post berates. It happens, and frankly it speaks more about the poor choices in women I made, but that isn't to say it's nonsense.

Fact of the matter is, dating is a game and like any game you have to have a plan. Your plan can be be the nice guy or be the mean guy. The key difference between the two strategies is that one can find happiness, the other cannot be hurt. And neither of the two strategies can reap the benefits of the other.

I may have been torn to shreds more times than I care to remember and I've actively stayed well clear of women for the past two years because it still hurts. That doesn't mean I've turned into some vile misogynist or go to a shrink to say what a cow my mother is (I actually love my ma to bits).

And before the argument that "men who act like ******** make girls crazy" comes in - it's a circular argument. It's chicken and egg rubbish.
 
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