Tell us your best break-up stories

I once cheated on Ocuk with another supplier, 5UB found me, broke in and held a razer sharp card to my throat whilst I was in bed, I haven't cheated since.
 
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My first long-term gf broke up with me a little after a year, and I suspect it was mainly a combination of our age difference (I was 21, she was 25) and me being out of a job for 4 months but living off my sizeable tax rebate. She since went on to buy a flat with the guy she got together with after me, but dumped him after 5 years, lol.

Second long term I ended it with, mainly because by the end of the relationship, I was only with her because she was doing her ACCA finals and I didn't want to add to her stress at the time by dumping her. Unfortunately for her, I met someone I fell for hard (a mutual friend), so ended up dumping her rather suddenly. I feel a bit guilty about it, as I could have handled the situation so much better, but it was the only time I purely thought about myself.

I proposed to the 3rd gf (mutual friend mentioned above), but as Karma would have it, she dumped me VERY suddenly after only being engaged a few months. I was heartbroken at first, but it has all worked out for the best as I have been with the most wonderful women for the past 3.5 years, and my ex (28) is now living with a divorced 40 year old who has 2 kids. Lollerskates!
 
knip said:
Found out he was cheating on me.

Threw all his stuff down the 3 storey fire escape we lived up, and told him he had half an hour to come and get it.

No really I did :D

2 and a half years, and he does that to me. My one psycho moment in my life. He turned up with 2 mates and duly ran about picking it all up.
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No second chance from The Knip?
 
My ex decided to end our 2 1/2 year relationship on Skype, with the video disabled, on the last day of my holiday in Pakistan. Wounder.
 
My Uncle died of cancer. I found out via text whilst on a night out with my gf. Gf told me to go home if I was going to be upset as she didn't want me ruining her night.

Nice lass.
 
I broke up with an ex via text message while she was flying back from Spain to go to Leeds Fest with me, Took another lass with me, Ex turns up and camps with me and my mates.........was a fun 4 days :|
 
Two weeks after I broke up with my first long term girlfriend she stole her mates motorbike and crashed it in an attempt to kill herself.

Women eh
 
Judgeneo for some reason that made me laugh my head off, got some very weird looks in the office!
 
krooton said:
I proposed to the 3rd gf (mutual friend mentioned above), but as Karma would have it, she dumped me VERY suddenly after only being engaged a few months. I was heartbroken at first, but it has all worked out for the best as I have been with the most wonderful women for the past 3.5 years, and my ex (28) is now living with a divorced 40 year old who has 2 kids. Lollerskates!
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Funny how it works out like that, always good to compare the now to the before. A++ use of "lollerskates" too, would have earned the full 3+'s with a "lols royce" thrown in there too :p

One of my exes was 1 year younger than me (we were 19/18), but now she is shacked up with a 40 year old chap!
 
I've heard a few good break up stories in my time but this is the best because of their ages.

I rang my 57 year old mate last week who has been with his missus since they were 15.
He then gave me the bad news that they had broke up, she fell in love with somebody else and he has now found somebody.
At the weekend I saw some of his other close friends and they asked me how much I knew which was nothing.

If you don't want to read about old people sex then don't carry on.

She has had problems with depression & migraines all her life but earlier this year she went on new pills which turned her into a nympho.
He'd wake up with her doing stuff to him and for the first few weeks he loved it but he's 57 and can't keep it up.
They both suggested swinging parties where she could be done by several blokes at once and he could be there and perhaps get a couple in himself.
She then broke the golden rule and started seeing one of the blokes out of the orgies and fell in love.
Aaaaah.
 
I once woke up on Valentines day next to the lass i was seeing, only to be handed a gift wrapped valentines present and a puppy eyed look of expectancy. Problem was, I do not believe in the commercial puke-fest that this american holiday represents so i did not have anything to give in return. With my finest sheepish expression I tried to explain the above but I don't think it quite hit home. She burst in to tears, told me it wasn't working out and we broke up. Luckily, my anticipatory joy of future valentines days' could not be any less removed :)
 
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