Snoring = Divorce

[Twirlywoos]

I was watching some tat on BBC yesterday about sleep insomnia and the presenter stated that due to snoring people are getting divorced.

There was no evidence to back up her claims and BBC with their usual propaganda can delude most people but not me.

So can someone point me to where I can find information on reasons for divorce in the UK.

P.S If people do indeed get divorced because their partner's snoring is unbearable then their relationship was unstable in the first place.

 

[kitch9]

You van get divorced on any regardless, just put it down to unreconcilable differences. You snore, she doesn't like it.

 

[Russinating]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=divorce+snoring

"6 pc attributed divorce to snoring" etc etc etc

 

[4T5]

I went with a right fit Doris who snored, Didn't find out until I'd smashed it a fair few times as we hadn't actually slept together. When I did sleep over at hers & she started sounding like a cross between an elephant & a train, I went & slept on the sofa. I never slept over again & it fizzled out within weeks which was terrible as looking at her I'd smash it till it caught fire.

 

[Russinating]

^ Your signature is unimaginably apt.

 

[Cosimo]

Sounds like someone is looking for reasons to get a divorce. Just shove some cotton wool up her nostrils.

 

[Gilly]

I've found if you jab them every so often it eventually stops.

 

[Col_M]

Surely you can spend your time on more productive and worthwhile activities.

 

[Snomad]

I've found if you jab them every so often it eventually stops.

LOL! problem solved

 

[boxman2000]

My missus snores sometimes, I literally cannot sleep and after a couple of night of that I'm going spare. If it was every night all night then I can imagine something would have to be done.

 

[Theophany]

There was no evidence to back up her claims and BBC with their usual propaganda can delude most people but not me.

Ironic lol.

I went with a right fit Doris who snored, Didn't find out until I'd smashed it a fair few times as we hadn't actually slept together. When I did sleep over at hers & she started sounding like a cross between an elephant & a train, I went & slept on the sofa. I never slept over again & it fizzled out within weeks which was terrible as looking at her I'd smash it till it caught fire.

Genuine lol

 

[Cosimo]

I've found if you jab them every so often it eventually stops.

It gets quite interesting when they jab you back.

 

[Pestilence]

I've found if you jab them every so often it eventually stops.

Jab them with what, exactly?

 

[Horse Pop]

What about defiling the bed area with noxious odours?

 

[timmy222]

Not true

I was watching some tat on BBC yesterday about sleep insomnia and the presenter stated that due to snoring people are getting divorced.

There was no evidence to back up her claims and BBC with their usual propaganda can delude most people but not me.

So can someone point me to where I can find information on reasons for divorce in the UK.

P.S If people do indeed get divorced because their partner's snoring is unbearable then their relationship was unstable in the first place.

Sleep deprivation is and has been used as torture.
You can get to a point where nothing else matters but to sleep.
Even to the point of leaving your wife.
You can live without one and not the other.

 

[BennyC]

Most people just need to be moved onto their side.

 

[Behemoth]

My Mrs Snores, doesn't bother me, I snore and I get jabbed in the ribs, got the bruises to prove it too !

 

[MasterPlan1]

I am a heavy snorer and she is a light sleeper, and I have very bad habits (lard arse and a smoker) which will attribute to this, as well as a deviated septum, so when we moved a few months ago - we got separate bedrooms, sorted.

 

[sk3lph]

Genuine lol

+1

 

[arknor]

My ex was a terrible snorer but we had a system where I would goto sleep first and I wouldn't wake up from her snoring

It's almost impossible to fall asleep with a snorlax next to you though