Snoring = Divorce

I find it absolutely hilarious.

My gf had to sleep in another room last night and I woke toddler up room next door.
 
Sleep deprivation is a pretty effect torture, I'd argue diminished responsibility after killing you with a sharpened spoon.
 
I've been using this for the last year or so and it turns my amplified jackhammer snore into a tolerable dozing snore.
My wife wakes me up when I snore if I've not used the throat spray.
 
It does my head in to the point that I leave the tv playing all night to drown it out. Having sky news on gives you some weird dreams. My last one had Donald trump in it lol

At least it isn't Faux News :p

P.S. a snoring/divorce thread crops up quite often on Mumsnet > AIBU. The usual response from the wimmin is "LTB."
 
I snore, not so much since I dropped the weight mind. Separate bedrooms with a 6am commute has sorted it...

IMHO if a couple can't come up with a simple solution to a simple problem, there's more fundamental issues at play. You could even argue snoring comes under the "in sickness and health part of the deal.
 
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