I need an epic prank for use on my housemate.

[Shayper]

Well, currently the score is heavily in his favour. But I've started to retaliate.

Now, I need an idea for an epic, possibly beyond epic prank that I can pull on him. I have no scruples. I don't want to injure him, but dear god I want him to feel humiliated

So, GD, I am after an idea for the most epic prank you can think of that won't damage the house or me, oh and him too I guess.

Cheers

I will take pictures of before and after. This has to be SPECIAL.

 

[Maccapacca]

Live night vision fap cam

 

[TaKeN]

Do you know his daily bowel habbit timings?

If so.. Cling film over the toilet for sure.

 

[randal]

More importantly, what did he do to you to deserve this retaliation?

This is important.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Does he believe in ghosts? Could you convince him the house is haunted? It would takes months of slowly creeping him out until the final reveal.

 

[Shayper]

Live night vision fap cam

Wouldn't work

Do you know his daily bowel habbit timings?

If so.. Cling film over the toilet for sure.

Not quite good enough.

More importantly, what did he do to you to deserve this retaliation?

This is important.

There's a list. But, safe to say, I need to get him so badly that there is no comeback.

 

[Shayper]

Does he believe in ghosts? Could you convince him the house is haunted? It would takes months of slowly creeping him out until the final reveal.

He doesn't scare that easily.

 

[Smigly]

Buy some e6000 and glue something to him.

 

[Shayper]

Buy some e6000 and glue something to him.

Oooh, this could be tempting.

Combo prank with the clingfilm possibly?

 

[smelly_legend]

catch a load of seagulls, feed them up on crisps dipped in laxative, release in to his bedroom.

 

[Shayper]

catch a load of seagulls, feed them up on crisps dipped in laxative, release in to his bedroom.

You sir, are evil.

I would try, but he's usually in the house.

 

[POB]

You could play somthing really bad like this:

It would annoy him!.

 

[The Funktopus]

A bucket of ice cold Passata balanced on top of a slightly ajar door he'll have to pass through at some point?

 

[Derek W]

seeing as the word epic has been watered down so much that everything now appears to be 'epic' I suggest a whoopee cushion when he sits down. Its the prank to end all pranks!

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Get him super drunk, when he passes out strip him naked and you get a wooden spoon, place a condom over the handle and gently ease it a few inches into his anus. Remove the wooden spoon and the condom should remain "inside him". Next get a willing participant (preferably a large male) to sleep beside him. When you friend awakens in the morning, get your willing participant to comment on how great he was last night, and that it was the best sex he's ever had etc etc.

Hopefully your friend will come to the conclusion that he has been raped by a man, and hilarity will ensue.

 

[negger]

I bought a pair of pigs heads from the butchers and stuck them on my mates gate posts once .... get one and sneak it into his bed so he wakes up next to it

 

[bakes0310]

Give him medication that will thin his blood or do damage to his kidneys.

 

[randal]

Remind me never to go drinking with Mad.

 

[Craig1981]

Lace his drink with a powerful sedative. Then once hes knocked out, remove one of his kidneys and sell it on the black market.

 

[Malevolence]

Ruffie him and put a dead prostitute in his bed.