I need an epic prank for use on my housemate.

Pawnless Endgame · 9 Feb 2013 at 21:38

Shayper said:
Haha, he's seen this thread

Red herring number one complete.

He's now in fear.

How did he find out? Did he know your nick?

A prank I've seen is a Mento sweet held in the cap of a 2L diet coke bottle, held in by string. When the victim unscrews the cap, the Mento is released into the coke. Not sure how the chemical reaction works, but the coke ends up squirting everywhere and it's impossible to screw the cap back on due to the force.

khrall · 9 Feb 2013 at 21:39

Mousetraps on his bedroom floor. Set off the smoke detector/fire alarm.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 21:41

Monserrat said:
How did he find out? Did he know your nick?

A prank I've seen is a Mento sweet held in the cap of a 2L diet coke bottle, held in by string. When the victim unscrews the cap, the Mento is released into the coke. Not sure how the chemical reaction works, but the coke ends up squirting everywhere and it's impossible to screw the cap back on due to the force.

Considering it's my DJ alias, can't have been too hard

Besides, this is a red herring anyway. As if I would need to ask for advice on pranks

khrall said:
Mousetraps on his bedroom floor. Set off the smoke detector/fire alarm.

JBod · 9 Feb 2013 at 21:46

Move everything on his desk 1 inch to the left... except his stapler!

Pawnless Endgame · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:01

JBod said:
Move everything on his desk 1 inch to the left... except his stapler!

Or leave everything as it is, but move the stapler 1 inch to the right.

RomanNose · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:12

Buy 5 lots of 500 ladybirds ( they are on amazon). Plant them in his room, don't release them all at once. Just do it over several weeks.

Put an add on gumtree with his mobile phone number that is giving away my little pony merchandise for free.

Anox · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:27

Take a dump on his bed.

Pestilence · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:33

Try to enlist the rest of his family into a ruse convincing him his father has died.

Bennie-Mac · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:37

Shayper said:
Besides, this is a red herring anyway. As if I would need to ask for advice on pranks

Well if he's aware there is a prank incoming, my suggestion is out. The only solution now would be to get someone to actually properly rape him. Only logical solution I can come to.

Now, I'm not gay but for the right price (£32 + a place to crash for the night) I could accomplish this for you. I'm quite intimidating in woman's underwear and I'm physically tall and strong, he wouldn't be able to fight me off, especially when I have an adrenaline erection. Email in trust if operation "No reach around for you" is a go, we can discuss details further should you wish.

trigger-happy · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:41

This - Do other pranks but make this the first of many to come

Infield footage.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:43

Bennie-Mac said:
Well if he's aware there is a prank incoming, my suggestion is out. The only solution now would be to get someone to actually properly rape him. Only logical solution I can come to.

Now, I'm not gay but for the right price (£32 + a place to crash for the night) I could accomplish this for you. I'm quite intimidating in woman's underwear and I'm physically tall and strong, he wouldn't be able to fight me off, especially when I have an adrenaline erection. Email in trust if operation "No reach around for you" is a go, we can discuss details further should you wish.

I really, really hope he sees this. And then sees that epic cartoon you made about dating yourself.

He will be terrified

Kamwah · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:55

With the way the public is reacting I'd say replace all the meat in the house with horsemeat and watch him eat it.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 22:59

Kamwah said:
With the way the public is reacting I'd say replace all the meat in the house with horsemeat and watch him eat it.

Horsemeat is tasty.

Kamwah · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:00

Shayper said:
Horsemeat is tasty.

I agree, you didn't see anyone complaining till they could imagine that slab of meat on their place galloping in the field.

danza · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:02

Stink palm (a la Mallrats). You don't just have to shake his hand. Get creative with items you handle (HOPE HE'S READING THIS).

Spit · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:03

Empty his shower gel/shampoo and replace the contents with Veet.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:05

Spit said:
Empty his shower gel/shampoo and replace the contents with Veet.

Veet for Men.

Sheer agony apparently. Might be going a little too far.

See Seamus (if you are reading this), I'm not cruel

Pawnless Endgame · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:09

Spit said:
Empty his shower gel/shampoo and replace the contents with Veet.

Less painful option but more embarrassing, would be to replace shampoo bottle content with hair colouring. Different colour to his hair of course :-)

troops · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:11

Always wanted to do the hair dryer and talc prank on the missus but she would kick my head in.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 23:13

Monserrat said:
Less painful option but more embarrassing, would be to replace shampoo bottle content with hair colouring. Different colour to his hair of course

Bright pink. TECHNOVIKING

troops said:
Always wanted to do the hair dryer and talc prank on the missus but she would kick my head in.

I may just try this one.

When you don't expect it, Shey.