I need an epic prank for use on my housemate.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 18:55

POB said:
You could play somthing really bad like this:

It would annoy him!.

It is pretty terrible, I have no idea how I have that many likes.

The Funktopus said:
A bucket of ice cold Passata balanced on top of a slightly ajar door he'll have to pass through at some point?

Ooh, something to add to the potential combi-prank.

Derek W said:
seeing as the word epic has been watered down so much that everything now appears to be 'epic' I suggest a whoopee cushion when he sits down. Its the prank to end all pranks!

Ha.

smelly_legend · 9 Feb 2013 at 18:55

Shayper said:
You sir, are evil.

I would try, but he's usually in the house.

The only reason I thought of that to be fair, is because it's a slight mod on this prank (my mate showed my today)

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 18:56

Bennie-Mac said:
Get him super drunk, when he passes out strip him naked and you get a wooden spoon, place a condom over the handle and gently ease it a few inches into his anus. Remove the wooden spoon and the condom should remain "inside him". Next get a willing participant (preferably a large male) to sleep beside him. When you friend awakens in the morning, get your willing participant to comment on how great he was last night, and that it was the best sex he's ever had etc etc.

Hopefully your friend will come to the conclusion that he has been raped by a man, and hilarity will ensue.

This could be beautiful.

negger said:
I bought a pair of pigs heads from the butchers and stuck them on my mates gate posts once .... get one and sneak it into his bed so he wakes up next to it

So could this.

bakes0310 said:
Give him medication that will thin his blood or do damage to his kidneys.

This is just cruel.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 18:57

Craig1981 said:
Lace his drink with a powerful sedative. Then once hes knocked out, remove one of his kidneys and sell it on the black market.

Malevolence said:
Ruffie him and put a dead prostitute in his bed.

Don't you ever change GD

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 18:57

smelly_legend said:
The only reason I thought of that to be fair, is because it's a slight mod on this prank (my mate showed my today)

This is going further up my list.

platypus · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:01

Hire hurfdurf to give him a good time.

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:02

platypus said:
Hire hurfdurf to give him a good time.

Jesus, no need to go that far man.

Calgar117 · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:03

1. Play bird is the word on loop
2. lock your door and go out of the window and stay at a friends for a week
3. ??????
4. Profit!

example song below not figured out how to embed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNnxFzXIis

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuSmJtRY8E - nugget in a biscuit..

negger · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:03

Take a picture with another mate with your victims tooth brush stuck up his backside, keep it anonymous(zoom in), then put his toothbrush back and when your victim cleans his teeth in the morning take another pic. Just make sure it's obvious it's the same tooth brush in both pics. Then post the before and after pics on his facebook page

Gackt · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:04

Murder him in his sleep, and then when he wakes up he'll be dead! He won't see it coming.

stufflol · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:04

Butter the kitchen floor then knock on the door erratically..

panyan · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:04

I heard of an incredible prank the other day where the housemates staged a robbery when the guy was home alone, threatening all sorts at him

he refused to come out of his room so the "burglars" returned every night and he was basically confined to his room for almost a solid week

the housemates decided enough was enough and didnt want him to starve to death in his room so on the final night they kicked his door in and ran into his room only to reveal themselves at the pivotal moment

(this was in poland a few years ago when my friends older brother was at uni there)

Resident · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:05

Wait till he's asleep, then sneak in his room with a small coffee table and an airhorn.

Place coffee table over his head so that in the event he sat bolt upright in a rush, he'd smack his head on it.

Then use the air-horn to induce such an event.

dottty27 · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:07

If he has a GF leave this in the bathroom one day after she leaves http://www.ecrater.co.uk/p/15834230/prank-fake-working-positive-pregnancy?gps=1

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:08

Calgar117 said:
1. Play bird is the word on loop
2. lock your door and go out of the window and stay at a friends for a week
3. ??????
4. Profit!

example song below not figured out how to embed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNnxFzXIis

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuSmJtRY8E - nugget in a biscuit..

Epic, this is not.

negger said:
Take a picture with another mate with your victims tooth brush stuck up his backside, keep it anonymous(zoom in), then put his toothbrush back and when your victim cleans his teeth in the morning take another pic. Just make sure it's obvious it's the same tooth brush in both pics. Then post the before and after pics on his facebook page

I want to humiliate him, not give him cause to murder me.

Gackt said:
Murder him in his sleep, and then when he wakes up he'll be dead! He won't see it coming.

Great idea! Although I don't see how being dead comes under the heading "humiliated".

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:10

stufflol said:
Butter the kitchen floor then knock on the door erratically..

Oh this could be fun.

panyan said:
I heard of an incredible prank the other day where the housemates staged a robbery when the guy was home alone, threatening all sorts at him

he refused to come out of his room so the "burglars" returned every night and he was basically confined to his room for almost a solid week

the housemates decided enough was enough and didnt want him to starve to death in his room so on the final night they kicked his door in and ran into his room only to reveal themselves at the pivotal moment

(this was in poland a few years ago when my friends older brother was at uni there)

He's twice my size, I don't think this would work.

Resident said:
Wait till he's asleep, then sneak in his room with a small coffee table and an airhorn.

Place coffee table over his head so that in the event he sat bolt upright in a rush, he'd smack his head on it.

Then use the air-horn to induce such an event.

Well, this is a good start for tonight, cheers

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:10

dottty27 said:
If he has a GF leave this in the bathroom one day after she leaves http://www.ecrater.co.uk/p/15834230/prank-fake-working-positive-pregnancy?gps=1

She lives in Cornwall unfortunately.

Ash-Lee · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:11

Baking Soda and Tomato Ketchup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-XQMgTUHc

Stumble Bum · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:12

Do this to his desk....

Shayper · 9 Feb 2013 at 19:12

So far:

Airhorn w/ table trick.

Clingfilm trick, possibly combined with superglue and lube

Condom trick (might be hard to pull off)

Butter on the kitchen floor.

I see the score swinging into my favour already >=]