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Crap on your neighbours front lawn everyday or until they get the message.
Cats no 2 in my front garden - suggestions please
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Lol. I like this idea if not entirely supporting it!
You have cats yourself yet you still come out with creepy stuff like this?
You are seriously messed up in the head pal
You obviously haven't seen my strong opinion on letting cats roam freely outside. I get suspended in nearly every thread about it.
No different than letting a dog do it when taking it for a walk except then you can shoot both the dog and the owner in the leg.
I had the same issue in my rear garden, A friend suggested treating the cats to a nice tin of tuna and...............Brake fluid!!! I looked him in the eye to sense if he was mucking about and after a short pause he smiled and said "It bloody works a treat"!!!! Of course I did not try it, I resorted to a more humane way of dealing with it and let the dog in the garden to have some fun!!
Oh I know who you are, you're the guy who takes his cat for a walk on a leash and keeps it locked up all day long
Somehow you haven't yet realised that this is abnormal behaviour and no other pet owner does this (unless they are called Josef Fritzl)
Have a picture:
That is what it looks like, I'll skip the suffering part because I imagine you are somewhat emotionally retarded and don't understand some concepts on the same level as the rest of us.
Now grow up you silly child.
I hoping you'll get banned eventually because your creepy attitude towards animals always makes me vomit and I really don't like sharing a forum with kids like you.
That was brilliant.
Oh I know who you are, you're the guy who takes his cat for a walk on a leash and keeps it locked up all day long
Somehow you haven't yet realised that this is abnormal behaviour and no other pet owner does this (unless they are called Josef Fritzl)
Have a picture:
http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m562/bitslice/Overclockers/C9E93E5A-C30A-B7FF-BE2A953EF0DA0F83.jpg
That is what it looks like, I'll skip the suffering part because I imagine you are somewhat emotionally retarded and don't understand some concepts on the same level as the rest of us.
Now grow up you silly child.
I hoping you'll get banned eventually because your creepy attitude towards animals always makes me vomit and I really don't like sharing a forum with kids like you.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd at your ignorance.
Everytime you let your cat out to roam freely in the countryside(Wild animals) or city(Planes, Trains and automobiles) it might as well be Schrödinger's cat.
Maybe one day you will understand how to take responsibility.
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Oh I know who you are, you're the guy who takes his cat for a walk on a leash and keeps it locked up all day long
Somehow you haven't yet realised that this is abnormal behaviour and no other pet owner does this (unless they are called Josef Fritzl)
Have a picture:
That is what it looks like, I'll skip the suffering part because I imagine you are somewhat emotionally retarded and don't understand some concepts on the same level as the rest of us.
Now grow up you silly child.
I hoping you'll get banned eventually because your creepy attitude towards animals always makes me vomit and I really don't like sharing a forum with kids like you.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowww!!!
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Keep this civil or the lock will be inevitable.
I agree- can't stand catfighting in GD threads.
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Nerf Super Soaker Hydro Cannon.
Also, fling said poops back onto your neighbours drive, car, door, whatever...
It doesn't really stop the cat pooing in your garden, but it sure is fun.
Also, fling said poops back onto your neighbours drive, car, door, whatever...
It doesn't really stop the cat pooing in your garden, but it sure is fun.
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Thanks for the ideas guys , will try the citrus route and let you all know what happens.
Yes it does, especially when still wrapped around an orange and fired from a catapult.
Mrs deej wants another cat, but I don't think they should be locked up and the local wildlife would make short work of it.
LOL?
This isn't about the creepy things you do to your own pet, this is about you being a pet owner and yet still suggesting that someone shoot someone else's pet with an air rifle. Stop trying to weasel out of this.
A reminder of the topic since you only appear to read half a post and maybe your attention is flagging after all these long words.
I understand how non pet owners may hate cats
I understand how even cat owners may not appreciate other cats in their garden
I also get the troll humour of suggesting comedy deaths
I do not understand how a cat owner could ever suggest firing a gun at a cat.
So forget your sad little hobby topic about indoor cats for a moment and accept responsibility for the sick ideas that come out of your head. You've also missed your slot to claim implied 'edgy humour' and that you forgot to add a smiley.
A cat owner who wishes harm on other cats? Step back and look at the abnormal reaction you are displaying here. Maybe ask yourself "Is suggesting violence towards animals really what an emotionally balanced human being would do?"
Like I said, you repulse me and I wish you would leave this forum
I'm fed up of reading threads in here and then coming across 'that odd kid', it's a bit disturbing y'know?
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LOL?
This isn't about the creepy things you do to your own pet, this is about you being a pet owner and yet still suggesting that someone shoot someone else's pet with an air rifle. Stop trying to weasel out of this.
A reminder of the topic since you only appear to read half a post and maybe your attention is flagging after all these long words.
I understand how non pet owners may hate cats
I understand how even cat owners may not appreciate other cats in their garden
I do not understand how a cat owner could ever suggest firing a gun at a cat.
So forget your sad little hobby topic about indoor cats for a moment and accept responsibility for the sick ideas that come out of your head. You've also missed your slot to claim implied 'edgy humour' and that you forgot to add a smiley.
A cat owner who wishes harm on other cats? Step back and look at the abnormal reaction you are displaying here. Maybe ask yourself "Is suggesting violence towards animals really what an emotionally balanced human being would do?"
Like I said, you repulse me and I wish you would leave this forum
I'm fed up of reading threads in here and then coming across 'that odd kid', it's a bit disturbing y'know?
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