Pooing in public

[Curio]

Yeah, I can't stand it if somebody is in the neighboring trap. I then have to hold it and hope that person will perform a splash-n-dash and be gone in short order. I was in there for ages once....I think the guy in the next trap had the same problem, so we both were just sitting there waiting for the other to release In the end I got fed up and moved to the bathroom on the next floor down. I hope he enjoyed his victory

It's the grunters I can't stand.

 

[Nexus]

Hahah! we call that 'nesting' where we work

Haha I'll remember that!

It is an odd one.
I can understand people may not like the idea of putting their naked bum where somebody else has, but I read somewhere that the chances of catching something from a toilet seat are very rare.

Given the time it must take to build a 'nest' you might as well just squat instead.

 

[Freefaller]

This really. I normally don't use public lavatories for defecating. Mainly because of the inevitable urine splashed seat rather than some odd stage fright

Agreed. I prefer doing my ablutions at home, but fortunately I work in a building which is very well managed (big US banking group) so the cleanliness is top notch.

 

[marc2003]

It's the grunters I can't stand.

do you work with george michael?

 

[Regy53]

hahah in my en suite at home if the mrs is in the bedroom i turn the tap on a little lol...

as for pooing in public, I am not scared to and will do what i have to however i have to be as desperate as a man possessed. Recently working with a customer in london dealing fairly regular with one of the op's managers down there. It is rather awkward when meeting at the urinal.

The other day I walked into the bogs to find him taking a pee, I went about my usual he finished way before mine but had struck up a conversation before hand, it ended up with him standing there looking at me with my chap in my hand talking work. highly uncomfortable.

 

[mrk]

Gonna get flamed for this probably but people who poo in the toilet at work actually annoy me... can you not go before you leave the house?

I couldn't, there's no way.

I don't but people I work/worked with do and their reason was that they're getting paid to poo so why not :/

 

[Nate75]

If you need to go at work why the hell not lol?

Seem odd to me.

Just leave the place tidy and if you need better air conditioners and/or extraction then sort it out!

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

I don't but people I work/worked with do and their reason was that they're getting paid to poo so why not :/

I had a manager who used to time people when going to the loo. Anything more than five minutes and he clocked people out!

I also can't stand using public loos but that's mainly because most people don't seem to understand the concept of aiming for the water as opposed to everything but the water.

 

[brendy]

I have a habit of sitting deadly silent while in any public toilet cubicle when someone else comes into the toilets (I dont want anyone else hearing my bodily functions.)
One time in Belfast, a guy came into the cubicle next to me, I heard him sit down and begin to ****, then it happens... a cough, a fart, then a louder cough while trying to hide the next dirty blarty noise as the chamber pot gets hit at all angles like a blast from a sawn off shotgun firing flubber, he fails to mask it and that sends me into fits of silent epileptic-esque shaking and pain trying not to laugh.
Just as it subsides, another one comes rattling out, then another short volley and that was it, I was off, I just burst out laughing, the relief from letting it all out was far greater than caring that someone who had had a belly full of guinness the night before might be embarrassed.
The toilet flushed and the old guy (had to be an old guy, the amount of coughing and bead blasting going on could only be from an elderly gent) upped and left. I was still laughing, I still wonder if he hung about outside to see who the childish ****er was....it was meeeeee!!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

The secret is to troll them and drop some serious nukes. Then walk out with this look on your face --->

Winning.

 

[Judgeneo]

When I walk into a toilet and cubicles are occupied and silent, I wonder what on earth is wrong with them.

Drop trou', drop brown, wipe around and wash you're hands.

 

[Sayso]

I always poo at work, that way im getting paid for it and with smartphones i can surf and ****e result

 

[mattyfez]

I always poo at work, that way im getting paid for it and with smartphones i can surf and ****e result

Cant get data in our toilets, they must have put a lead wall lining in or something.

 

[bakes0310]

I can poo about 6-10 times a day so yeah I use the work toilet.
Morning poo
If Im surfing the net before I leave work I got to poo.
Poo before leaving work.
Arrive at work poo
One more poo before 13:00 (break time)
poo shortly after break or maybe just before my next break.
Going home poo
arrive at home poo
go to bed poo.

 

[mattyfez]

I can poo about 6-10 times a day so yeah I use the work toilet.
Morning poo
If Im surfing the net before I leave work I got to poo.
Poo before leaving work.
Arrive at work poo
One more poo before 13:00 (break time)
poo shortly after break or maybe just before my next break.
Going home poo
arrive at home poo
go to bed poo.

whu... what?

 

[Narj]

I take pride in my movements, especially when a gargantuan fart is followed by the loud ploppity-plop sound of "carrots being thrown into a river". I don't care who overhears at all.

 

[DoneADougalOnSofa]

I've always thought that an amazing super-power to have, would be the ability to make someone soil themselves- profusely and on demand- by thought alone.
Just think of the possibilities...

 

[brendy]

I can poo about 6-10 times a day so yeah I use the work toilet.
Morning poo
If Im surfing the net before I leave work I got to poo.
Poo before leaving work.
Arrive at work poo
One more poo before 13:00 (break time)
poo shortly after break or maybe just before my next break.
Going home poo
arrive at home poo
go to bed poo.

You must be full of ......

 

[Kimi]

I can poo about 6-10 times a day so yeah I use the work toilet.
Morning poo
If Im surfing the net before I leave work I got to poo.
Poo before leaving work.
Arrive at work poo
One more poo before 13:00 (break time)
poo shortly after break or maybe just before my next break.
Going home poo
arrive at home poo
go to bed poo.

 

[Rozzy85]

I can't do it in dead silence and have to wait for something to cause a distraction. If it becomes a stale mate and I'm ready for ignition I'll pre-flush to create a noise mask and launch the ship into the abyss. Might have to hover a bit to avoid splash back.

On the opposite end, I always remembered at my last job there was this one guy who would go every day at the same break time. Bang on queue he'd come in, slam the seat and do one of these.