The worlds weirdest CV? (Pic heavy)
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Quadruple barreled surname with an unusual first name, one match globally. FB page lists same age and location as CV.
I quit reading at 'amazeballs'. No doubt the rest if full of superfluous 'literally's and 'basically's. It will be some hipster with bright pink hair and facial piercings, because y'know, that's so original and unique....
Obviously their parents were selfish.....
[ http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18542012&highlight=surname+selfish ]What er... youth sub-culture does this person belong to?
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Oh dear...
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He's probably been told to get a job by the dole and making sure he doesn't but still fills his quota.
Upset him and employ him.
Upset him and employ him.
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It's a she.
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I didn't even read it after the first line
I actually thought the thread was going to be about the McDonalds, Walmart, B&Q, etc 75 year old worker sending a CV in.
if the profiles are public then surely notI wasn't going to mention it but a quick google of the persons name turned up a huge amount of inappropriate online behaviour (all posted publically) so I don't think they'll be getting an interview
I'm not going to link to their profiles as I think that'd be a bit of an invasion of privacy...
TBH I don't want to see it but what type of behaviour are you talking?
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Shredder.
You'll need a big shredder to fit her in whole. Hacksaw and sausage grinder would probably be more suitable, but I digress.
Or a wood chipper.
Invite to interview, and make the interview as weird as her CV.
Ask really random questions (perhaps as a forum we can come up with a few) and strange interview requests (i.e. If you were a dog how would you bark? And can you demonstrate)
If she questions it at all, say its because you have read her CV and you're on the same wavelength as her.
Finally at end of the interview tell her she has got the job but it doesn't actually start until October 2087 and a letter will go out to her confirming this.
Ask really random questions (perhaps as a forum we can come up with a few) and strange interview requests (i.e. If you were a dog how would you bark? And can you demonstrate)
If she questions it at all, say its because you have read her CV and you're on the same wavelength as her.
Finally at end of the interview tell her she has got the job but it doesn't actually start until October 2087 and a letter will go out to her confirming this.
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The current best suggestion at work is to bring her in, someone read her her CV in full then immediately ask her to leave.
why be nasty and cruel? especially to a young clearly vulnerable girl
what job is she applying for anyway? I don't remember anyone asking just that your company makes facebook games
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