Sooo.. She replied yet? Noticed bushes moving behind you?
Come on, be serious...
... She's already in the house.
Sooo.. She replied yet? Noticed bushes moving behind you?
To answer a few questions.... and yes in hindsight I was a bit stupid..
Yes I bagged it up, I'm not riding anything bareback!
We watched TED, love that film...
And to give you guys an indication of what I mean by being a larger girl I've done a little diagram courtesy of google.... obviously not her pictures but hopefully gives you an idea...
I'm hoping its a symptom of not having any in over a year after breaking up from the lunatic ex
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but hopefully she'll just take it on the chin and ignore you.
which chin?![]()
Sooo.. She replied yet? Noticed bushes moving behind you?
There are too many lol worthy posts for me to even attempt to quote.
Congratulations OP, this is truly gold.
Ain't that the God damn truth!
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Ah what do I know. Lysanders chopped liver comment did make me lol.
Have the mods taken a holiday in this thread or something?
silence
dunno brah
probably having too much fun imagining what sex might be like![]()
Humping a bouncy castle?
RIP Vidar.
They just need to be born female, willingness and a pulse is a bonus.
MW
I'd have sex with a mostly shaven monkey if the opportunity presented itself.