LOL at ebay user response

Theophany · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:19

Asked her a question.

Hi, I'm very interested in buying this bed because my current bed is a bit too firm for me, which is how my wife likes to sleep, but it is causing me great discomfort and many sleepless nights. I prefer a much more supple bed. Ideally, I'd be looking to put this bed into my second flat, which I share with my girlfriend whose sleeping requirements are far less stringent, but her interior design acumen means that I cannot simply buy the most comfortable bed I find. In light of this, would you be able to let me know what particular shade of turqoiuse this bed is? Is it closer to a derwent green hue or more of a deep ocean blue? My girlfriend will not be pleased if I buy a bed in the wrong shade to match her selection of cane furnishings or indeed satin green wall paint. As you can imagine, I'd then be unable to sleep at either abode, which would be most distressing. If it is possible for me to come to yours to test the bed for a night as well, that would be just marvellous.

Alex

Let's see if we can induce a stroke or something.

Threepwood · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:23

I think you are all being pretty childish, tbf.

nick.lidgett · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:23

robfosters said:
She is rich, but undoubtedly mad or an idiot.

My kinda woman

dessimpson said:
I looked at what else she had for sale and all I can think of is "Divorce"

We should all ask to view the bed and then seduce her on the OPs new matress

Second hand matress puts a shiver up my spine urrrrrgh!

Cosimo · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:23

Blazin23 said:
Need pics of Amanda.

?/10 not sure if would bang

Ask if you could try it out with her.

Indie · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:25

I feel like I should be asking a question regarding this bed....

Theophany said:
Asked her a question.

Let's see if we can induce a stroke or something.

Love it

Theophany · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:26

Threepwood said:
I think you are all being pretty childish, tbf.

You do know which subforum you're in, right?

Scuzi · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:29

Blazin23 said:
Need pics of Amanda.

?/10 not sure if would bang

The taper on her forearm is too harsh. 3/10 WNF.

Atlas23 · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:31

Cosimo said:
Ask if you could try it out with her.

Just reminds me of this.

Do you know how many Ikea beds I have broken.. MID PAMP

Scuzi said:
The taper on her forearm is too harsh. 3/10 WNF.

Elbows out of 10, would not bang.

Haggisman · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:31

Unless I'm reading it wrong, Amanda isn't the seller's name... Amanda is the woman who asked the question about the headboard/mattress size, the seller's name is most likely Deniska...

She's probably getting really confused as to why everyone is calling her Amanda (or why she keeps getting questions from people named Amanda

)

Her profile picture is... hrm... interesting however!

Maundie · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:34

Haggisman said:
Unless I'm reading it wrong, Amanda isn't the seller's name... Amanda is the woman who asked the question about the headboard/mattress size, the seller's name is most likely Deniska...

She's probably getting really confused as to why everyone is calling her Amanda (or why she keeps getting questions from people named Amanda )

Her profile picture is... hrm... interesting however!

Thats I how read it.

joelk2 · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:39

anyone recognise the man in the picture?

Don't hotlink images - Rilot

Atlas23 · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:43

Haggisman said:
Her profile picture is... hrm... interesting however!

Oh now we're talking

Lets bump this to a possible 4/10, may bang when heavily intoxicated

antijoke · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:47

deniska24....foreign.

Scuzi · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:48

Haggisman said:
Her profile picture is... hrm... interesting however!

This makes me think she is a high class hooker or courtesan who sells all the gifts she receives from her clients to make and extra few quid.

This eBay auction is turning into quite a tale.

Haggisman · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:50

Haha, the auction has been updated with additional content:

"Also, the colour is closer to the first photo and not as dark as the second one. It was taken in a yellow low light. Also, mental people please stay away and do not waste my time. No you cannot come and sleep on it for a night. No i have no idea if your lover will like it and no! no hookers ever slept on it or neither there is blood. Shish!"

antijoke · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:51

Lol. Great update.

joelk2 · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:52

Haggisman said:
Haha, the auction has been updated with additional content:

"Also, the colour is closer to the first photo and not as dark as the second one. It was taken in a yellow low light. Also, mental people please stay away and do not waste my time. No you cannot come and sleep on it for a night. No i have no idea if your lover will like it and no! no hookers ever slept on it or neither there is blood. Shish!"

haha

Indie · 12 Dec 2013 at 09:57

Haggisman said:
Haha, the auction has been updated with additional content:

"Also, the colour is closer to the first photo and not as dark as the second one. It was taken in a yellow low light. Also, mental people please stay away and do not waste my time. No you cannot come and sleep on it for a night. No i have no idea if your lover will like it and no! no hookers ever slept on it or neither there is blood. Shish!"

Tea.... Tea Everywhere!

fantastic!

Yaayuh! · 12 Dec 2013 at 10:00

Haggisman said:
Unless I'm reading it wrong, Amanda isn't the seller's name... Amanda is the woman who asked the question about the headboard/mattress size, the seller's name is most likely Deniska...

She's probably getting really confused as to why everyone is calling her Amanda (or why she keeps getting questions from people named Amanda )

Her profile picture is... hrm... interesting however!

Or her name is Denis Ka.

Though if you google image deniska.....

robgmun · 12 Dec 2013 at 10:09

Well i reverse image searched the profile pic and it's a generic one so not her. I assume she's some board housewife that too much into Fifty Shades hence why she choose the pic