Valentine's Day

[Atlas23]

What what?

 

[Theophany]

You knocked it out of the park. HOME RUN!

 

[Mr Badger]

Hey OcUK, I've got a big salami for you this Valentine's Day...

Spoiler

DNA test results are back and you are the missing heir to the estate of Kenneth Williams.

 

[Mr Badger]

Roses are flowers
And so are Triffids
Been thinking for hours
Can't come up with anything that rhymes with Triffids

 

[Theophany]

DNA test results are back and you are the missing heir to the estate of Kenneth Williams.

That's a new one, much better than Pete Doherty.

 

[Mr Badger]

This seems to fit here - Mills & Boon's world of innuendo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26135504

 

[Andrew_McP]

Apologies if you're seeing this all over the place but this is too good not to share...

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try and surprise Oscar Pistorius.

 

[4T5]

Apologies if you're seeing this all over the place but this is too good not to share...

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try and surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Yoink so Cheers.

 

[MookJong]

Mario is red,
Sonic is blue,
Waggle my joystick,
Cos you're player 2.

 

[TurnipHead]

Again someone rhymed fussy with ..

It doesn't even work. Unless you're pronouncing it Foosy, or .. Pus - e, which is just sick.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

I'm allergic to roses
they should be banned
if we do it doggy style
you'll get spidermanned

 

[Theophany]

Spidermanned or Supermanned?

Soulja Boy wants to know...

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Spider... deffo

 

[Theophany]

Go web, go!!

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Roses are red
and good for the climate
now smile for daddy
here comes the angry pirate

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Roses are red
the birds are a-flocking
they're all queueing up
for a reet good spocking

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Its Valentine's Day
Don't take a huffling
Show me the back door
And I will go truffling

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Single on Valentines
Pass me the tissues
I've got no missus
because of sexual issues

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
....
GET IN THE VAN!!!!!

 

[cymatty]

Yeah I am