Embarrassing Gamer Confessions

hahaha andy xD filth!!! :p

I refuse to play the condemned 2 game alone o.O I've only played it when I've had mates round.....and we all screamed like little girls!!! :p one night I was playing and they were with me we all had to take a break and had some whiskey to settle our nerves xD think one of the most panic inducing games I've ever played xD
 
I too have never completed a GTA game. In fact, I can probably count on two hands the amount of games I have actually completed.
 
I have held a **** in and skipped work and dinner to play Max Payne and RTCW back when games were good in early 2000's but never ****ed in a bottle then drank it, that is pure dedication for you like a spaceman.
 
I used to play a 'World at War' Facebook game where you had to have energy to do actions. I made a 2nd Facebook account called 'Pedro Pablo' and used to gift myself energy back and forth all day.

Now comes the sad bit... He only has 1 friend... Me. So when it's his birthday I write on his wall and wish him a Happy Birthday! It's the same date as my birthday... As a result I also login to his account and write on my own wall wishing myself Happy Birthday.

Sad right...
 
I used to dump woman if they refused to dress up as Lara Croft and on occasion dump them when they did for not putting the effort in she justly deserves.

Been trying to get my wife to do this for ages, is there any trick to getting them to do this? She's got the boots but no further progress. Unfortunately dumping isn't available as an option.

I never completed Doom3 because it scared the bejeezus out of me.
Logged over 3,000 hours on the original guildwars.
Had to explain to my wife some of the "aesthetic" mods I installed for Skyrim.
 
I used to play a 'World at War' Facebook game where you had to have energy to do actions. I made a 2nd Facebook account called 'Pedro Pablo' and used to gift myself energy back and forth all day.

Now comes the sad bit... He only has 1 friend... Me. So when it's his birthday I write on his wall and wish him a Happy Birthday! It's the same date as my birthday... As a result I also login to his account and write on my own wall wishing myself Happy Birthday.

Sad right...

haha, that made me laugh :)
 
Here's one with a different tack.

Once, while LAN partying with some friends, I got distracted while taking a drink of milkshake from a carton. Instead of putting the lid on, giving it a shake, then taking a drink, I took the lid off before shaking, deluging my computer, monitor and keyboard with strawberry milkshake.

My friends were less than sympathetic. And I was still finding streaks of dried milkshake I'd missed in tucked away parts of the case months later.

On the upside, nothing broke!
 
I used to play a lot of eve online. I used to play in to the early hours. My parents would complain I woke them up going for a **** so rather that stop playing when everyone went to bed I would pee in a bottle (disgusting I know lol). Anyways one day during a war that was lasting hours I reached down without looking to get my bottle if Pepsi. When I took a swig a immediately realised if picked up the wrong bottle !!! Luckily I did a Monica lewinski and didn't swallow :)

You sir, just won the thread.
 
Was genuinely scared and stuck on Half Life, at the 3 headed/tentacle green monster for longer then I care to admit as a young kid!
 
Here's one with a different tack.

Once, while LAN partying with some friends, I got distracted while taking a drink of milkshake from a carton. Instead of putting the lid on, giving it a shake, then taking a drink, I took the lid off before shaking, deluging my computer, monitor and keyboard with strawberry milkshake.

My friends were less than sympathetic. And I was still finding streaks of dried milkshake I'd missed in tucked away parts of the case months later.

On the upside, nothing broke!

LOL. Just glad that you didn't destroy the computer. Bet it smelt lovely :)
 
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