"Before Mr. Rimmer" What?

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Dimple said:
I booked him for an awards ceremony and I had to stay with him all night. He was a really nice bloke and bought me 4 pints and it was there (while a bit tipsy) he told me about the up coming Red Dwarf (Coronation Street one) and then told me to say nothing which I didn't.

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Did he show you his collection of 21st century telegraph poles? Lucky git he is up there for me with Rodney and Delboy.
 
Bodyswap. There is a scene in that I could not watch because if I did! I would just loose it and could not breathe. Would be doubled over until my stomach hurt laughing so much:

LISTER: You've put on two stone!
RIMMER: Of course I've put on two stone. I've been taking yeast extract, building up your body.
LISTER: Take the robe off.
RIMMER: What for?
LISTER: Take it off.
RIMMER: I don't want you looking at my naked body.
LISTER: It's not _your_ naked body, it's mine!
CAT: What's he hidin'?
LISTER: Off with the robe.
RIMMER: Let me just say this--
LISTER: Off!
RIMMER: (Removes the bathrobe to reveal a pretty pink girdle) Ohhhh this. This is a hernia prevention belt. I must have forgotten to take it off.
LISTER: It's a girdle.
RIMMER: Course it isn't.
LISTER: Then why has it got little dangly things for holding up stockings?
RIMMER: There for attaching extra weights to you so you can get fit just as you walk around. (He fumbles, demonstrating the attachment of weights and walking with them attached.) Oh! Errrr ow!

Lmao even now I cannot stop cracking up! Red Dwarf was brilliant back in the old days.
 
Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.
The Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
The Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.
 
kaiowas said:
We're talking April, May, June, July and August fool.
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You know i actually forgot about Holly :D:D:D


RD really is so epic this thread could go on for a year and still make me laugh. Do you remember the time they first met Kryten and agreed not to go on the pull. And Holly turns up with a toupe on :D:D:D


Only for all the girls to be dead and have less meat on them than a chicken mc nugget.
 
Holly: April Fool!

Lister: But it's not April.

Holly: Yeah, I know, but I could hardly wait 6 months with a red-hot jape like that under my belt.



Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?

Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.

Lister: Dog's milk!

Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other kind of milk, dog's milk.

Lister: Why?

Holly: No bugger will drink it.



Queeg is my favourite episode. Pea on toast, Holly and I had an arrangement, beautiful hands...that episode was chock full of comedy gems, too many to quote.
 
"Don't eyeball me Ghandi"

Quite telling that the vast majority, if not all quotes above are taken from series 1-6. Myself I've never actually seen series 8, though I did watch 9 and 10.
 
Rofflay said:
Did he show you his collection of 21st century telegraph poles?
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No way :D

He was very professional, he left me for 1 hour and took the students Year Book away with him and when he came back he had a full show including most of their names and used a character that was a mix of Brittas & Rimmer while throwing in some Spitting Image voices.
I also got him for half price - £3000.
 
Bubo said:
"Don't eyeball me Ghandi"

Quite telling that the vast majority, if not all quotes above are taken from series 1-6. Myself I've never actually seen series 8, though I did watch 9 and 10.
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People always bang on about season 8, but I like it.

Yes, it isn't as good but it's pretty narrow minded to ignore it completely.
 
EVH said:
People always bang on about season 8, but I like it.

Yes, it isn't as good but it's pretty narrow minded to ignore it completely.
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In isolation it might appear OK, but having recently watched series 1 to 8 back to back series 8 is pantomime comedy with no real story and feels more like a series of randomly assorted short clips of someone trying to make a Red Dwarf clone.

Series 9 is dire. But 10 was brilliant and apparently 11 is being written which I'm really looking forward too.
 
EVH said:
People always bang on about season 8, but I like it.

Yes, it isn't as good but it's pretty narrow minded to ignore it completely.
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It isn't as bad as people say, but it still isn't great. There are some very good moments in it, and one or two episodes that are as good as anything they ever did. It is certainly nowhere near as bad as series 3 imo, which has 3-4 episodes that are very weak.
 
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