Galloping knob rot etc.

[bloodiedathame]

Ah this thread makes me laugh.

 

[arknor]

Never had a STD, never want one.
Never had a one night stand either totally turns me off

 

[Atlas23]

Never had a STD, never want one.
Never had a one night stand either totally turns me off

Are we playing never have I ever?

 

[Tefal]

I think I can see that place out of my office window. Does it cost money? I have never had a check up so maybe should.

nope free its nhs, very nioce place you get aswanky card with a barcode for your return vists. if you're just there for swabs and not bloods you can literally be in and out in 5 miniutes and not speak to a single member of staff.

go in swipe card on pc, say you want swabs an pee test pick up the tube go to bogs pee/wipe etc put it in the vacume tube and head off home.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Never had a STD, never want one.
Never had a one night stand either totally turns me off

You strike me as the guy who uses 2 rubbers and fills them both up afterwards to check for splits

For the record when did you last fornicate?

 

[LOAM]

All clear in the end.

What about the rest of it?

 

[Tefal]

Never had a STD, never want one.
Never had a one night stand either totally turns me off

a significant proportion of stds are caught in long term relationships. because one partner is playing away.

 

[arknor]

Are we playing never have I ever?

I have an 8 year old son he is proof my virginity was lost many years ago.
old pic to protect his identity

 

[Energize]

Never had a STD, never want one.
Never had a one night stand either totally turns me off

Well you can't get an STD from animals I suppose.

 

[XeNoN89]

Went for a checkup after a holiday where on the last night the bird I'd been sleeping with for 4 nights told me she was in a relationship with a gypsy. I felt dirty to say the least.

All clear in the end.

You think that's bad? I once drunkenly slept with a girl after a night out, next morning when I see her mate she says 'she's already slept with 18 guys at uni'...


This was like 2 months into the term!

Nasty

 

[Tefal]

I have an 8 year old son he is proof my virginity was lost many years ago.

not strictly true

 

[arknor]

not strictly true

you are claiming to be the father? I demand a jeremy kyle intervention

 

[Tefal]

you are claiming to be the father? I demand a jeremy kyle intervention

They wont let me back on jeremy kyle something to do with touching a security guards special place

 

[Aedus]

when did you last go they've not done that for ages its just urine tests now as theyve gotten better.

not had the probe in the last 2 years.

Probably 3-4 years ago when I had that done, went again and opted not to have that tested because I thought they stick it up your japseye. It hurt to pee for like 2 days.

 

[ci_newman]

Nope, never had one - but then I've only had one sexual partner (my wife)

We've been together since we were both 16, so pretty safe tbh

 

[freebooter]

It's an embarrassing story but one I will share for education purposes....

I once came out with spots and blisters all over the fella.

I once had patches of skin peeling off mine leaving red weeping sores. Stung a bit until it cleared up.

 

[Tefal]

nvm

 

[RoboCod]

Did they put the metal probe up your winky?

That is why I have never been, it scares the living **** out of me.

It's a scary concept, but not as much as the thought of your William rotting and falling off, which is what you're having it done to avoid, right?

 

[Tefal]

It's a scary concept, but not as much as the thought of your William rotting and falling off, which is what you're having it done to avoid, right?

its just pee in a cup swab your thorat and blood test now for the ful lworks.

unless you also want your bum hole swabbing

 

[Rofflay]

So if i go in for a check a bunch of people will hold and inspect it? Can you imagine thier faces when they tell me i am all-clear and i smirk and say, I know see you all next week!