Thieves at work!!!

porushinobu

porushinobu

porushinobu

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I have just recently spent 130 minutes in a call, fixing a rather akward issue. I am exhausted mentally and physically because of this call and decide that
"now would be a good tima as any to go for my lunch"
with this thought in mind I proceed with joy and anticipation to the fridge that work has kindly provided. The thought of eating my home made garlic chicken, veg and rice before having a nice tasy muller corner was in the forefront of my mind.

I make my way to the fridge anticipating the lunch I had prepared myself. I arrive there and open the fridge door. To my horror the yoghurt was missing, not there, gone!!! I search high and low, nothing !!! some ******* has nicked it. grrrrrr

so not happy now, I was actually looking forward to my muller corner :(

anyone else here had a similar experience, :mad:

I feel this loss must be avenged, the guilty party brought before me to make some sort of pennance.
 
Don't put stuff in the staff fridge? Or you could go all hulk on them and smash the office up till someone admits to taking it.
 
radar19 said:
Don't put stuff in the staff fridge? Or you could go all hulk on them and smash the office up till someone admits to taking it.
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unfortunately yoghurt tastes rank if you dont chill it

bloodiedathame said:
Did you call your yoghurt porushinobu, I hear it helps to give them name tags.
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wish I had thought of that, yogz, where are you yogz, spoony misses you !!! :D
 
I don't bring in my own lunch, probably should as the amount I spend a month is silly.

But I do hear about it a fair bit. Yoghurts, cereal, and on rare occasions sandwiches..

I get the odd mistake, but is far too frequent to be innocent.
 
I'm the only one that cleans the fridge out at my work, the stuff in there gets ridiculous. Proper mouldy sandwiches, open packets of stinky meats and other foods. Half open drinks, old milk.

I tend to throw the whole lot out once a week. Utter peasants that work on my floor.
 
Someone did that once, I left a note on the fridge to return what had been taken. The next day I had an envelope with a sorry note and some cash left on my desk. :)

It doesn't bother me as long as people own up and apologise, as mistakes happen.

Passive aggressive is the way to go in this instance.
 
Now put a note on the fridge saying:

"To whomever ate the "cultures" I was keeping in the Muller corner port, you should probably seek urgent medical assistance. That pot contained a high contagious strain of the ebola virus that I had planned to use in an elaborate prank.

However, if you ate it joke's on you."
 
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How big's your office? Can you not go around and check people's bins?

Alternatively you could always take to injecting laxatives with a needle into your yoghurt and waiting :p.
 
Did you put your name on it?

I'd suggest getting a lunchbox with your name on it.

The general population is retarded. You need to put your things in your own labelled container, not because you're a child but because other people are stupid.
 
Freefaller said:
Someone did that once, I left a note on the fridge to return what had been taken. The next day I had an envelope with a sorry note and some cash left on my desk. :)

It doesn't bother me as long as people own up and apologise, as mistakes happen.

Passive aggressive is the way to go in this instance.
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Lol and I was all about guarding the fridge with a 12 guage for an entire day tomorrow :D
 
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