Thieves at work!!!

[the shadow]

 

[randal]

Solution: Don't eat yoghurt

Basically OP, your choice of food caused this grievance.

Unwashed and uncooked potatoes, and cream crackers for lunch from now on OP. If you need something to wash it down, drink olive oil.

 

[porushinobu]

Oooh! Another pro tip

Dont put your food items loose in the fridge, put them in in a carrier bag all together

That also seems to stop people from filching food.

You never know the person might have genuinely thought it was there corner, so having all your food together in a carrier bag will prevent cases of mistaken cultures

Edit: beaten to it :/

it was ontop of my lunch I was short on lpatic bags this time though. I still think a 12 guage or the explosive in the yoghurt is the best choice.

 

[porushinobu]

Don't bother with the fridge.

I just keep my lunch in my bag, its only a few hours since it was in the fridge in the morning, so is perfectly safe to eat.

except for yoghurt, it may be safe to eat but it tastes and feels iffy

 

[antijoke]

That exact e-card is what I thought of when Is aw this thread.

 

[Willir]

 

[Rroff]

Its quite annoying, the regular staff all respect each other atleast enough no one steals someone's stuff but as soon as we bring temps in for seasonal work we have to lock things down tight or theft is rampant.

 

[kefkef]

The cleaner at our place had a good few hundred quid out of people's wallets/drawers before we caught her on CCTV. A nice little old lady who wouldn't say boo to a goose and was everyone's friend too! We were all surprised when it turned out to be her!

 

[B@Th*nG]

inject jizz into yoghurt and then play the waiting game... once it's gone put another one in there and write on it what you did to the last one.

B@

 

[Rroff]

The cleaner at our place had a good few hundred quid out of people's wallets/drawers before we caught her on CCTV. A nice little old lady who wouldn't say boo to a goose and was everyone's friend too! We were all surprised when it turned out to be her!

We've had a lot of problems with cleaners amongst other things one stole some laptops and another was using the job to be able to source chemicals for drug related stuff - seems hard to find good ones.

 

[TheBDog]

"I'm going to **** up whoever ate my Muller Corner.

Signed,
Chuck Norris"

A thousand times THIS!

Also, that really sucks Definitely worth a letterbox poop or perhaps boobytrap future fridge food?

 

[uvarvu]

Other option is to to buy a yoghurt, leave out in the sun for a couple of days then put it in the fridge. That'll learn 'em.

 

[pitchfork]

1 Buy yoghurt
2 Open it
3 Empty it
4 Jizz in it for 3 months
5 Iron the lid shut

Fixed that for you.

Anyway, no, never at work. House sharing someone kept drinking my milk so I put eyedrops in it, no one stole my milk again.

OP have you considered it fell out of the fridge and smashed?

 

[porushinobu]

Fixed that for you.

Anyway, no, never at work. House sharing someone kept drinking my milk so I put eyedrops in it, no one stole my milk again.

OP have you considered it fell out of the fridge and smashed?

would have left a stain as peoples cleaning skill are poor in here

 

[randal]

Fixed that for you.

Anyway, no, never at work. House sharing someone kept drinking my milk so I put eyedrops in it, no one stole my milk again.

OP have you considered it fell out of the fridge and smashed?

Did you consider they were using your milk to nurse a sweet but poorly innocent kitten back to health?

Monster.

 

[bledd]

Grim

 

[porushinobu]

Did you consider they were using your milk to nurse a sweet but poorly innocent kitten back to health?

Monster.

in that instance you would think they would leave a not to say,
"this culture muller pot was appropriated to nurse a poor kitten back to health, apologies"

 

[XeNoN89]

Somebody was pinching peoples lunches from our office fridge at work as well, stopped once the manager sent out an email to the whole office warning that stealing from other employees is an instant sackable offence

 

[arknor]

Did you put your name on it?

I'd suggest getting a lunchbox with your name on it.

The general population is retarded. You need to put your things in your own labelled container, not because you're a child but because other people are stupid.

do container make sure is not transparent, put a piece of dog turd inside.

when you smell it from your desk do an usain bolt and confront the culprit ?

protip if someone is stealing your milk buy goats milk and wash out the bottle then fill it with normal milk.

put goats milk in normal bottle, place both in fridge with your name visible.

 

[Cosimo]

can you think of an appropriately threatening email

I can but you'd get the sack.