Thieves at work!!!

Someone regularly stole my home made soup in an old work, I knew who it was as others dobbed the little **** in.

But he would never admit to it and HR would only ever 'politely suggest' to stick to his own produce.

Naturally, I resorted to dirty tactics. Lax...

A lot's of it, I cooked a really nice tomato and chorizo soup. Smelled gorgeous. I put so much lax in it I'm not sure if it didn't cause permanent damage to the poor *****.

2 cubicles in the office, both busy... Oh the mess, oh such a mess.

I did nothing wrong, it was his food HR?? What are you on about? He went insane after being off for a few days. I got a verbal warning for disrupting the work place, never been so happy to receive one. Little ****.

A fate most deserving :)
 
Someone regularly stole my home made soup in an old work, I knew who it was as others dobbed the little **** in.

But he would never admit to it and HR would only ever 'politely suggest' to stick to his own produce.

Naturally, I resorted to dirty tactics. Lax...

A lot's of it, I cooked a really nice tomato and chorizo soup. Smelled gorgeous. I put so much lax in it I'm not sure if it didn't cause permanent damage to the poor *****.

2 cubicles in the office, both busy... Oh the mess, oh such a mess.

I did nothing wrong, it was his food HR?? What are you on about? He went insane after being off for a few days. I got a verbal warning for disrupting the work place, never been so happy to receive one. Little ****.

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