Shooting at French Satirical Magazine

StriderX · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:51

dave1983 said:
the **** is about to go down.

tweets: French Police tell residents of Dammartin to close shutters, get away from windows and stay indoors.

So...one could live in a car full of windows right next to the printers?

pioneer2000 · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:52

Should just hand them over to the families of those that they have murdered and let them publically torture them and then finish them off with the guillotine.

jmc007 · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:52

dave1983 said:
What are you smoking? and why do you think we are hiding?

It is like someone who has been lying for so long actually believes the lies as if they are truth?

cheesyboy · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:53

pioneer2000 said:
Should just hand them over to the families of those that they have murdered and let them publically torture them and then finish them off with the guillotine.

You don't think highly of the families of the victims, do you.

StriderX · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:54

jmc007 said:
It is like someone who has been lying for so long actually believes the lies as if they are truth?

So like Islam, Christianity and Judaism?

Rhetorical

platypus · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:55

deuse said:
The same as it was in WW1 and 2.

Not really sure that can be classed as winning. Whilst Nazism was defeated, it is once again on the rise, and WW2 led to the rise of Communism and the Cold War. Europe was devestated. Poverty and famine ensued. Millions had been killed. We want to win like that again do we?

ghutchison14078 · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:56

cheesyboy said:
You don't think highly of the families of the victims, do you.

If a member of my family had been murdered by these pieces of fecal matter, I would give ANYTHING to get my hands on them

deuse · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:57

Haggisman said:
Completely different situation. We aren't at war with an organised mobilised army with (relatively) clear and tangible aims. We're "fighting" against small groups of individuals scattered across the world without any real coherent cause.

So I'll ask again, what would be classed as "winning" in this scenario?

You're not that bright but you're a lovely little lad.
The scum is around and so was WW1\2. The world gets together again and kill the scum. Job dune back to normal.

Bacon sarnies all round and a nice cup of tea.

Haggisman · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:59

deuse said:
You're not that bright but you're a lovely little lad.
The scum is around and so was WW1\2. The world gets together again and kill the scum. Job dune back to normal.

Bacon sarnies all round and a nice cup of tea.

I'll take that as a "I don't actually have an answer and was just trying to be a smart****"

Westyfield2 · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:59

Four helicopters on the ground, and three helicopters in the air.

Looks like they're building themselves a heliport:

StriderX · 9 Jan 2015 at 10:59

deuse said:
You're not that bright but you're a lovely little lad.
The scum is around and so was WW1\2. The world gets together again and kill the scum. Job dune back to normal.

Bacon sarnies all round and a nice cup of tea.

Clearly super racist there.

/sarcasm

Josh · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:00

BuffetSlayer said:
Or you could go to a news website like everyone else?

Just saying

Work computer doesn't allowed access to news sites. OcUK is fine tho..

Good effort but still award you 0/10.

pioneer2000 · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:00

cheesyboy said:
You don't think highly of the families of the victims, do you.

They've shot people's fathers, sons and daughters in the face.

You think the families don't want retribution?

Narj · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:03

They say they are willing to die martyrs so why don't they just shoot themselves? Or is that not allowed?

Is suicide only permissible if you wipe out unbelievers in the act of doing so?

So damned confusing.

Westyfield2 · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:04

JOSH86 said:
Can we limit the amount of religion stuff here, I have to read through pages of stuff just to find out what is actually happening in France with the people that did this.

Given that the terrorists were 'avenging the prophet' and shouting "Allāhu Akbar", and today have said they will "die as martyrs", religion is rather connected to this event.

Von Smallhausen · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:04

I've an inkling these two will not see the inside of a courtroom to answer for their crimes.

Crpwned · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:04

deuse said:
You're not that bright but you're a lovely little lad.
The scum is around and so was WW1\2. The world gets together again and kill the scum. Job dune back to normal.

Bacon sarnies all round and a nice cup of tea.

And you're saying he's the one that's not too bright? Bless.

So we just organize a massive global conflict to get the people that you have identified as being the problem (you have the names and addresses right?) and then we can just go in and clean them out. And this wouldn't result in the death of, no doubt, millions of innocent lives in the process yeah?

Ok bud.

ghutchison14078 · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:06

Von Smallhausen said:
I've an inkling these two will not see the inside of a courtroom to answer for their crimes.

I agree, I'm pretty sure this will end in a hail of GIGN bullets hitting them whilst shouting something about Allahs Snackbar

John40 · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:06

cheesyboy said:
You don't think highly of the families of the victims, do you.

There is no proof they read the Guardian, vote Liberal and eat lettuce so I'm sure the families wouldn't want to sit down with them and discuss any concerns they may have.

Minstadave · 9 Jan 2015 at 11:06

Considering there's pictures of a lorry delivering a tank on the Telegraph this could be getting messy.

Pretty impressive turn out for the French police/military.