Jeremy Clarkson suspended from BBC

Kelt · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:00

Bald-Eagle22 said:
Sabine Schmitz gets my vote , fast funny and still sexy.

Would be my choice too, but she can actually drive so unlikely to get the job.

Mat · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:01

Tiff Needle, Quentin Whatsit (Blake?) and Jason Plate.

Nah, I'm just messin with ya.

humbug · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:01

The_Abyss said:
Boris Johnson.

That would be fun.

estebanrey · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:05

Bald-Eagle22 said:
Sabine Schmitz gets my vote , fast funny and still sexy.

Not sure Top Gear's core audience would like an EU migrant coming over here at talking a job from a British worker

humbug · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:06

estebanrey said:
Not sure Top Gear's core audience would like an EU migrant coming over here at talking a job from a British worker

Ha...aha....hahaha...

And guess whose wife is German.

Bald-Eagle22 · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:06

Castiel said:
God no. Anyway she's on German TG and that doesn't do very well.

We need to keep it British otherwise half the show loses its point. Rebecca Johnson, hardly anyone knows her, she can drive like a demon, and she's hot.

My other point being she has worked well with Hammond and May would just give her a never ending comparison of Www films , I think it would click .

Clarkson is the show , best you all get your Sky subscription upto date , there is only one place this guy is going and your going to have to pay to see him.

Yaayuh! · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:08

estebanrey said:
Not sure Top Gear's core audience would like an EU migrant coming over here at talking a job from a British worker

It's funny until you realise it's true.

humbug · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:08

Bald-Eagle22 said:
My other point being she has worked well with Hammond and May would just give her a never ending comparison of Www films , I think it would click .

Clarkson is the show , best you all get your Sky subscription upto date , there is only one place this guy is going and your going to have to pay to see him.

We Pay to see him anyway, we will just have to pay again.

cainer · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:10

Bald-Eagle22 said:
Sabine Schmitz gets my vote , fast funny and still sexy.

im not sure if her grasp of the English language is enough to have plenty of banter, some 'quips' are likely to go over her head

Bald-Eagle22 · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:14

cainer said:
im not sure if her grasp of the English language is enough to have plenty of banter, some 'quips' are likely to go over her head

It's exactly why I suggested it May and Hammond could get away with murder and the show would remain funny.

The_Abyss · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:17

thep02 · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:18

Terminal_Boy said:
I can't be the only person that finds Steve Coogan as funny as a cot death.

Possibly, Coogan is a comedy genius, pumping out great stuff for decades, Saxondale is a masterpiece.

Freefaller · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:20

I just don't find him funny at all.

humbug · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:22

Freefaller said:
I just don't find him funny at all.

+1

murah · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:28

he's not been sacked so just call this whole thing stupid and bring back top gear it's about the only thing to look forward to on a sunday

Freefaller · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:36

I'm actually getting a bit over this now and feel that TG won't be back in its current guise. I don't really care any more. I'm sure the three musketeers will be back on a channel somewhere some time.

Zatoichi.uK · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:44

I'm surprised people care so much. It been the same re-hashed, staged formula it's been for years. I was tired of it 5 years ago.

ElliorR · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:46

Because people are different and have different tastes. Unfortunately there are far too many arrogant people who seem to think if you like something they don't there's something wrong with you.

Rroff · 19 Mar 2015 at 14:47

James May's twitter updates today are quite amusing.

estebanrey · 19 Mar 2015 at 15:01

The media keep being impressed by the 900k signatures for the 'Bring Back Clarkson' petition but let's put that in perspective. Top Gear has 5 million viewers, so 900,000 of them is less than a fifth.