Think carefully before having kids people.
Is that par for the course? Guessing so.
Think carefully before having kids people.
- Work up at 4:30 with my one year old crying, having pooed out of his nappy all over his cot. Changed his cot, bathed him to clear off the poo, and gave him some milk.
- Went back to bed for approx. 30 mins and was just drifting off again, at which point my three year old woke both of us screaming that she needed a wee.
- We'd promised her a swim, so off we went to the leisure centre at 9am. She shouted most of the time, worried about the 'vents' on the side and the dirty grabrails. My one year old shivered and cried the whole time, even though the water was pretty warm. £8 for 40 mins. as that's all they could manage.
- Came home and made them dippy egg soldiers for brunch. 3 yr old moaned about the shell, 1 year old chucked most of it on the floor and refused to eat all but the marmite toast.
- Started to mow the lawn and it starting hammering it down half way through one of the lawns. Lawns look ****.
- Paid off the credit card bill, most of which was clothes for my kids.
- Looked after the kids while my wife had a lie down, pending a nervous breakdown because of our kids.
- Went on the PC for about 5 mins before more screaming, as my daughter had gone outside in the rain and slipped over in a puddle, covering herself in crud. Bath time again.
- Prepared tea for them both. Tidied up the kitchen while they generally misbehaved and threw food all over the place.
- Hoovered the kitchen floor.
- Sent both kids to bed. 10 mins later, 'daddy, I need a poo' from the 3 year old and screaming from the 1 year old. More milk required for him.
- Kids now in bed, wife and I cook dinner and relax in front of a Mad Max Blu-ray. Peace at last.
Think carefully before having kids people.
A whole load of reasons why I never want to have children.
I can so relate to this. I have two boys of the same age that spend most of their time screaming.
- Work up at 4:30 with my one year old crying, having pooed out of his nappy all over his cot. Changed his cot, bathed him to clear off the poo, and gave him some milk.
- Went back to bed for approx. 30 mins and was just drifting off again, at which point my three year old woke both of us screaming that she needed a wee.
- We'd promised her a swim, so off we went to the leisure centre at 9am. She shouted most of the time, worried about the 'vents' on the side and the dirty grabrails. My one year old shivered and cried the whole time, even though the water was pretty warm. £8 for 40 mins. as that's all they could manage.
- Came home and made them dippy egg soldiers for brunch. 3 yr old moaned about the shell, 1 year old chucked most of it on the floor and refused to eat all but the marmite toast.
- Started to mow the lawn and it starting hammering it down half way through one of the lawns. Lawns look ****.
- Paid off the credit card bill, most of which was clothes for my kids.
- Looked after the kids while my wife had a lie down, pending a nervous breakdown because of our kids.
- Went on the PC for about 5 mins before more screaming, as my daughter had gone outside in the rain and slipped over in a puddle, covering herself in crud. Bath time again.
- Prepared tea for them both. Tidied up the kitchen while they generally misbehaved and threw food all over the place.
- Hoovered the kitchen floor.
- Sent both kids to bed. 10 mins later, 'daddy, I need a poo' from the 3 year old and screaming from the 1 year old. More milk required for him.
- Kids now in bed, wife and I cook dinner and relax in front of a Mad Max Blu-ray. Peace at last.
Think carefully before having kids people.
- Work up at 4:30 with my one year old crying, having pooed out of his nappy all over his cot. Changed his cot, bathed him to clear off the poo, and gave him some milk.
- Went back to bed for approx. 30 mins and was just drifting off again, at which point my three year old woke both of us screaming that she needed a wee.
- We'd promised her a swim, so off we went to the leisure centre at 9am. She shouted most of the time, worried about the 'vents' on the side and the dirty grabrails. My one year old shivered and cried the whole time, even though the water was pretty warm. £8 for 40 mins. as that's all they could manage.
- Came home and made them dippy egg soldiers for brunch. 3 yr old moaned about the shell, 1 year old chucked most of it on the floor and refused to eat all but the marmite toast.
- Started to mow the lawn and it starting hammering it down half way through one of the lawns. Lawns look ****.
- Paid off the credit card bill, most of which was clothes for my kids.
- Looked after the kids while my wife had a lie down, pending a nervous breakdown because of our kids.
- Went on the PC for about 5 mins before more screaming, as my daughter had gone outside in the rain and slipped over in a puddle, covering herself in crud. Bath time again.
- Prepared tea for them both. Tidied up the kitchen while they generally misbehaved and threw food all over the place.
- Hoovered the kitchen floor.
- Sent both kids to bed. 10 mins later, 'daddy, I need a poo' from the 3 year old and screaming from the 1 year old. More milk required for him.
- Kids now in bed, wife and I cook dinner and relax in front of a Mad Max Blu-ray. Peace at last.
Think carefully before having kids people.
- Work up at 4:30 with my one year old crying, having pooed out of his nappy all over his cot. Changed his cot, bathed him to clear off the poo, and gave him some milk.
- Went back to bed for approx. 30 mins and was just drifting off again, at which point my three year old woke both of us screaming that she needed a wee.
- We'd promised her a swim, so off we went to the leisure centre at 9am. She shouted most of the time, worried about the 'vents' on the side and the dirty grabrails. My one year old shivered and cried the whole time, even though the water was pretty warm. £8 for 40 mins. as that's all they could manage.
- Came home and made them dippy egg soldiers for brunch. 3 yr old moaned about the shell, 1 year old chucked most of it on the floor and refused to eat all but the marmite toast.
- Started to mow the lawn and it starting hammering it down half way through one of the lawns. Lawns look ****.
- Paid off the credit card bill, most of which was clothes for my kids.
- Looked after the kids while my wife had a lie down, pending a nervous breakdown because of our kids.
- Went on the PC for about 5 mins before more screaming, as my daughter had gone outside in the rain and slipped over in a puddle, covering herself in crud. Bath time again.
- Prepared tea for them both. Tidied up the kitchen while they generally misbehaved and threw food all over the place.
- Hoovered the kitchen floor.
- Sent both kids to bed. 10 mins later, 'daddy, I need a poo' from the 3 year old and screaming from the 1 year old. More milk required for him.
- Kids now in bed, wife and I cook dinner and relax in front of a Mad Max Blu-ray. Peace at last.
Think carefully before having kids people.
Think carefully before having kids people.