April Fools'

Stretch · 1 Apr 2016 at 00:36

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...try-if-uk-votes-brexit-leave-eu-a6962431.html

Some of the comments suggest a few were a bit slow of the mark.

And another from the indy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-has-secret-plan-to-tarmac-over-uk-s-canals-to-create-nationwide-cycle-superhighway-if-a6962736.html

And my new job

http://www.fish4.co.uk/job/4902039/pigeon-botherer/

Diddums · 1 Apr 2016 at 06:24

Please don't ever attend surprise parties.

Guerrilla · 1 Apr 2016 at 06:34

I like this one...

Conscript · 1 Apr 2016 at 07:38

Kent lulz.

http://www.dover-express.co.uk/B-Q-...inting-White/story-29028023-detail/story.html

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/m20-to-become-uks-first-93535/

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2016 at 08:12

Jodrell Bank discovers life on previously unknown little blue planet:

http://www.jb.man.ac.uk/news/2016/LittleBluePlanet/

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2016 at 08:27

Mat · 1 Apr 2016 at 08:40

From the Guardian

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...mily-considering-dramatic-brexit-intervention

Jamauk · 1 Apr 2016 at 08:47

Is this some kind of joke?

bledd · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:07

And let the yearly IT fake news cringe-fest begin.

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:08

Google doing well this year but:

http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/1/11344044/google-gmail-mic-drop-button-april-fool

Hades · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:13

Ha!

Jono · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:14

I wish Heavy Bubbles was a thing. That'd be so cool!

Jono · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:15

Hades said:
Ha!

Ban

Mat · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:15

SnoopaVision

"SnoopaVision is in beta and will be enabled on Experience YouTube in #SnoopaVision by 06/07/2096."

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:31

MooMoo444 · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:31

Is it a sign of getting old when you don't find any of this **** amusing?

Maccapacca · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:47

MooMoo444 said:
Is it a sign of getting old when you don't find any of this **** amusing?

It's a sign of you taking yourself too seriously. Don't flatter yourself. Have a laugh.

bloodiedathame · 1 Apr 2016 at 09:50

Calling for a ban on Hades.

Haggisman · 1 Apr 2016 at 10:05

Oops... whatever you do, don't tell your GF that your work wants to move you to Germany or make you redundant, but it sounds like a good opportunity and you're going (and taking the kids) whether she's coming or not...

Stretch · 1 Apr 2016 at 10:06

Haggisman said:
Oops... whatever you do, don't tell your GF that your work wants to move you to Germany or make you redundant, but it sounds like a good opportunity and you're going (and taking the kids) whether she's coming or not...

I've been sleeping with your sister... April Fools, haha :mad:

April Fools'

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