April Fools'

[Stretch]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-and-wales-form-own-country-if-uk-votes-brexit-leave-eu-a6962431.html

Some of the comments suggest a few were a bit slow of the mark.

And another from the indy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-has-secret-plan-to-tarmac-over-uk-s-canals-to-create-nationwide-cycle-superhighway-if-a6962736.html

And my new job

http://www.fish4.co.uk/job/4902039/pigeon-botherer/

 

[Diddums]

Please don't ever attend surprise parties.

 

[Guerrilla]

I like this one...

 

[Conscript]

Kent lulz.

http://www.dover-express.co.uk/B-Q-...inting-White/story-29028023-detail/story.html

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/m20-to-become-uks-first-93535/

 

[Cosimo]

Jodrell Bank discovers life on previously unknown little blue planet:

http://www.jb.man.ac.uk/news/2016/LittleBluePlanet/

 

[Cosimo]

 

[Mat]

From the Guardian

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...mily-considering-dramatic-brexit-intervention

 

[Jamauk]

Is this some kind of joke?

 

[bledd]

And let the yearly IT fake news cringe-fest begin.

 

[Cosimo]

Google doing well this year but:

http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/1/11344044/google-gmail-mic-drop-button-april-fool

 

[Hades]

Ha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[Jono]

I wish Heavy Bubbles was a thing. That'd be so cool!

 

[Jono]

Ha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Ban

 

[Mat]

SnoopaVision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPEJB-FCItk

"SnoopaVision is in beta and will be enabled on Experience YouTube in #SnoopaVision by 06/07/2096."

 

[Cosimo]

 

[MooMoo444]

Is it a sign of getting old when you don't find any of this **** amusing?

 

[Maccapacca]

Is it a sign of getting old when you don't find any of this **** amusing?

It's a sign of you taking yourself too seriously. Don't flatter yourself. Have a laugh.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Calling for a ban on Hades.

 

[Haggisman]

Oops... whatever you do, don't tell your GF that your work wants to move you to Germany or make you redundant, but it sounds like a good opportunity and you're going (and taking the kids) whether she's coming or not...

 

[Stretch]

Oops... whatever you do, don't tell your GF that your work wants to move you to Germany or make you redundant, but it sounds like a good opportunity and you're going (and taking the kids) whether she's coming or not...

I've been sleeping with your sister... April Fools, haha