Knife attack in Munich station

[Cosimo]

So a guy gets stabbed..?

"God is great" is heard and you know what happens next.

 

[MooMoo444]

Where was Crocodile Dundee when you need him

 

[Yaayuh!]

Where was Crocodile Dundee when you need him

"I see you've played knifey-spoony before.."

 

[Terminal_Boy]

You win.....a signed copy of the Quran!

Is it printed on soft, yet strong and absorbent paper?

 

[Avenged7Fold]

"God is great" is heard and you know what happens next.

Does anyone know what he had for brekkie?

News just in: Shreddies are the cereal killers food of choice!

 

[Cosimo]

Where was Crocodile Dundee when you need him

He doesn't like German crocodiles but he'd of sorted it out...

Spoiler

 

[Metallifux]

"I see you've played knifey-spoony before.."

Hahaha, classic.

 

[D.P.]

Someone was shot 1m from my house a few weeks back. Just a gang member proving he can kill indiscriminately as an initiation test. Why isn't this reported all over OCUK with claims of media blackout and canceling holidays to the US?

 

[glenimp617]

The sooner Trump becomes president and levels the entire middle east the better

 

[Avenged7Fold]

An apt signature

 

[glenimp617]

An apt signature

Very! I live and die by that saying every single day

 

[Yaayuh!]

The sooner Trump becomes president and levels the entire middle east the better

But....the guy was a German national

 

[glenimp617]

But....the guy was a German national

don't let facts stand in the way!

 

[estebanrey]

Someone was shot 1m from my house a few weeks back. Just a gang member proving he can kill indiscriminately as an initiation test. Why isn't this reported all over OCUK with claims of media blackout and canceling holidays to the US?

There was a 'knife attack' and one stabbed on a high street near me yesterday afternoon as well.

Where's the coverage?

 

[Ascendancy]

His name's Paul, he's a German national, and he killed ONE person.

Why is this news again?

 

[glenimp617]

His name's Paul, he's a German national, and he killed ONE person.

Why is this news again?

I think because of the recent star wars hype maybe? didn't he shout something before killing him

 

[Yaayuh!]

His name's Paul, he's a German national, and he killed ONE person.

Why is this news again?

Controversy.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

His name's Paul, he's a German national, and he killed ONE person.

Why is this news again?

Because it is associated with Islam and therefore is more controversial than anything else. Hell, you dont even need someone to die, you just need to write 'pray to god' on a bus and people lose their mind.

 

[C.R.A.Z.Y]

Someone was shot 1m from my house a few weeks back. Just a gang member proving he can kill indiscriminately as an initiation test. Why isn't this reported all over OCUK with claims of media blackout and canceling holidays to the US?

Because of Muslamic 'Ray Guns'!

 

[glenimp617]

Brilliant!!! I'm creased up.

The best thing to do, is just to laugh it all off and turn it into a big joke.

0.53.....I'm literally crying