OMG, I live in a country full of stupid people.... (Trump may win)

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BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.

USA: Hold my beer.

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter.
 
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Erm.... guys? What now? What do we do? We seem to be in a storm out at sea with no direction or compass.


Well, at least I can retreat back to South Africa when the Mexican-built-and-paid-for nukes start raining down upon us.
 
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I've wanted to say this for a while

You lost get over it.

After brexit people should have realised the murmurings were real, people are sick of faux liberal self serving politics to the point where any change is better than the status quo.

Clinton was an awful option to inspire people vs trump the whole idea that they projected him to the front for an easy win makes it all even more hilarious. She has no charisma her message was the usual "we're in this together" nonsense that lower income families with nothing know not to be true.

I'm not saying trump is a good option i don't even know what he is but I'm not surprised it happened.
 
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Agreed Twst.

I just wish Brexit will happen and we can see what it's like. That's what people voted for after all.

Also imagine if Trump turns out not be that bad after all.
 
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August 2016: Donald Trump announces his VP. Hillary physically attacks him during a debate.

November 2016: Donald Trump elected 45th president of the United States.

April 2017: Hillary Clinton sentenced to 37 years for high treason. Bush family forced into hiding.

September 2018: Great Wall of America completed "Under budget, ahead of schedule".

October 2019: The great northern wall erected. "When Canada sends their people they send Beibers, they send Krogers, they send Cruzs, some I assume are good people but they elected Trudeau so we can't take a chance".

June 2020: Ellis island reopened as German refugees pour in after Germany taken over by Sharia Law. "They can come here, but they have to do so legally."

November 2020: Trump wins reelection carrying 50 out of 50 states plus Washington.

June 2021: Boots on the ground in Eurabia "We will liberate them and make Europe great again"

Jan 2022: "We got her" Merkel captured in a spider hole outside Dusseldorf. To stand trial for crimes against German people.

August 2022: US forces reach the Aegean sea. Europe annexed into greater American empire.

April 2022: Seige of Istanbul is successful. Constantinople reclaimed.

June 2023: Communist forces of the Democratic peoples republic of Canada launch sneak attack across lake Michigan. Chicago burns.

July 2024: Toronto falls. Canada annexed. Quebecois forced to learn English.

August 2024: 22nd amendment repealed.

November 2024: Trump wins third term.

Jan 2025: Attempted coup by Sandernista revolutionaries leads to emergency powers granted to Emperor Trump.

July 2030: Total victory against Islam reached. "No longer do you have to worry about women being killed for not being covered, gays being thrown from rooftops, people being stoned. sharia law will not rule. I told you I'd do something about it and I did".

July 2035: United American Empire lands on Mars.

2037: Greater American empire split into Trumpium and the Trumpantine empire for administrative purposes, Barron Trump promoted to co-emperor

2038: Earths greatest scientists perfect immortality for Emperor Trump.

2040: The Chinese empire falls. Trumpian forces quickly establish order.

2041: All resistance wiped out Earth is united under one banner. Except Mexico. **** Mexico.

2060: Terra colonists arrive at Alpha Centauri.

2066: The Immortal Donald achieves the title God Emperor of Mankind.

3000: Humans expand to 30 star systems. Population 700 trillion "I told you we would be great again. Yuge!"

40,000: Human empire stretches across thousands of systems with Holy Terra and the Immortal God Emperor Trump at its center. The Celestial Imperium of Trump shall rule forever.

:D
 
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