OcUK Room 101 - Dump your petty hates here.

To name a few
People that drive too slow
People that don't look right before pulling out then give you that look as if its your mistake
People who take the Lords name in vain
 
People who press any button to call the elevator (up or down) with no consideration of which way they want to travel

It doesn't matter which button they press, the lift will only go one way until it's reached the highest/lowest call and then it will travel all the way in the opposite direction. Essentially, the only people the "wrong" button pressers are annoying are themselves as they will end up going down first before going up etc..
 
It doesn't matter which button they press, the lift will only go one way until it's reached the highest/lowest call and then it will travel all the way in the opposite direction. Essentially, the only people the "wrong" button pressers are annoying are themselves as they will end up going down first before going up etc..

Maybe I should elaborate on that point.

The irritation comes when I am in the lift and it opens at a floor and the person asks if I am going up or down.

'Well which button did you press you plum?' is the usual thought process going through my head.

Also replace plum with swearies....
 
So many things it makes my teeth itch.

1: Fake celebrity culture and those who consume it believing it to be real.
2: The inability for most of the young generation to sit in a house without a wifi password.
3: The striving by so many women to look like a plastic doll. I find myself Nicholas Cage laughing when I see lard lips.
4: Soundbite culture where "Because I say something is, it therefore it is".
5: The stupid clever.

I could go on.
 
I am a glass is half-full type of person...... oh really its a glass you can put more in and take more out as required.
 
My local supermarket has a self-checkout area. It's about the size of your average living room with 6 machines that are clearly designed for baskets, but there's always some **** who will take a trolley into this area. You can get away with 1 trolley, but yesterday there were 2 trolleys and 1 pushchair, blocking the entire area. When a machine became free I literally had to duck under the railings and walk around to what is usually the exit of the area just to get to the machine. There were still ***** with trolleys in the queue. :/
 
My local supermarket has a self-checkout area. It's about the size of your average living room with 6 machines that are clearly designed for baskets, but there's always some **** who will take a trolley into this area. You can get away with 1 trolley, but yesterday there were 2 trolleys and 1 pushchair, blocking the entire area. When a machine became free I literally had to duck under the railings and walk around to what is usually the exit of the area just to get to the machine. There were still ***** with trolleys in the queue. :/
I would watch this film.
 
People who phone me, immediately ask "How are you" and then continue without waiting to find out if I am immobilised in a hospital bed or so inebriated further conversation is futile.
 
People who always have a story for every single topic that crops up.

People who always preface conversations with lines like "I once went out with this girl/guy..." to the point they must have been in relationships with hundreds/thousands of people yet they've been single since you've known them.

Basically, bullpoop artists.
 
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