TV Licence Super Thread

OM3GA · 4 Mar 2021 at 01:20

Never let them in. They have no right to come into the house unless you welcome them in. Its all just scare tactics.

LuckyBenski · 4 Mar 2021 at 01:26

OM3GA said:
Never let them in. They have no right to come into the house unless you welcome them in. Its all just scare tactics.

That's vampires.

OM3GA · 4 Mar 2021 at 01:47

LuckyBenski said:
That's vampires.

GIBURROWS · 4 Mar 2021 at 07:55

Salt around the entrance and bulbs of garlic hung up like a wreath.

watercooledman · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:00

got a red letter today, what's next ?

GIBURROWS · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:08

watercooledman said:
got a red letter today, what's next ?

I'm going to keep putting mine in a postbox.

burtie · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:16

Oh just 4 more days to go until they visit. Looking forward to it actually, so is my German shepherd lol.

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:22

burtie said:
Oh just 4 more days to go until they visit. Looking forward to it actually, so is my German shepherd lol.

Let them in ask if they would like a cup of tea n some cake. Then get the rolling pin out and tell them you come for a shoot out.

Basher · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:35

burtie said:
... Looking forward to it actually ...

You should probably get out more, maybe find some decent TV to watch. Oh wait

burtie · 12 Mar 2021 at 13:42

Basher said:
You should probably get out more, maybe find some decent TV to watch. Oh wait

Lol I do have excellent Usenet TV, The Dog is excited though lol. Can't wait to see the TV man getting back in his car when he sees the doggo. He won't bite him, well unless I tell him too haha

413x · 12 Mar 2021 at 14:00

Answer in a towel. With cheesy trance music playing loud.
Allow them in, drop towel.

'you like dance comrade?'

MrMarvelous · 13 Mar 2021 at 09:47

LuckyBenski · 13 Mar 2021 at 11:14

MrMarvelous said:

Have you filled in the "I don't have a TV license" form as sir/madam? Or would that be "sir/ madam" first name last name?

Rannoch · 13 Mar 2021 at 11:32

Those letters are about as threatening as a wet noodle.

Basher · 13 Mar 2021 at 11:33

Rannoch said:
Those letters are about as threatening as a wet noodle.

Yet people moan that they feel threatened.

steve5424 · 13 Mar 2021 at 12:16

Basher said:
Yet people moan that they feel threatened.

I understand how some people feel threatened by the letters. They are fairly intimidating if you don't do any research.

hurfdurf · 13 Mar 2021 at 14:07

steve5424 said:
I understand how some people feel threatened by the letters. They are fairly intimidating if you don't do any research.

Agreed. People who get scared by threats of being in trouble easily would be very scared by letters like this. It’s disgraceful. There are an awful lot of vulnerable people out there.

Zatoichi.uK · 13 Mar 2021 at 19:20

I'm at the "full investigation" stage now. OOoooohhhhh you're hard.

fredwi · 13 Mar 2021 at 19:54

Man this thread is dull the same ohhhh I have a letter posts yawn

burtie · 14 Mar 2021 at 11:28

I'm sure Amazon do shredders for about the same price as one month's BBC payment. Lots more entertaining than pointless or bellenders.