I had a bloke come up to me some months back. Think shorts, no top, beer belly and badly spelt tattoos, carrying a beer…
“Nice Merc mate, I’ve got a Bentley”
“Oh lovely cars Bentley, is it the new Coupe they are fantastic?” I venture…
“No it’s the Chrysler 300 but they are in fact a Bentley” said in total seriousness too.
“erm ok…enjoy it” (RUN AWAYYYY)
Is this a thing with said owners?
I hope you drove away quickly

I’ve seen the Bentley badges stuck on before but today’s effort really took the prize.
. Although I bet your first thought was had he nicked it
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