Poll: Sunbeds naked or not ?

Naked ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 37 23.7%

  • No

    Votes: 35 22.4%

  • Sausage (seems more appropriate than 'pancake')

    Votes: 84 53.8%
  • Total voters
    156

Maccapacca

Maccapacca

Maccapacca

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What’s the convention with sunbeds? Naked or not?

Not the ones by the pool or in your garden, the electric one with tubes?

Factor 50 on the old chap?
 
When I have my UV treatment at the hospital in what's is basically a vertical sunbed with a door, I have to wear nothing but goggles and a sock. There's just something wrong with a fit nurse asking you if your junk is safely tucked away. :p
 
Tuck it between your legs just make sure you wiped thoroughly if no2 was recent
 
I go naked but I’m often naked on camera and don’t want tan lines. I’ve turned down work with a young lady who's only fans / clips4sale niche is partly tan lines. I’ve worked with her before that wasn’t tan line based and they were genuinely off putting, but apparently it’s a big thing amongst a small amount of people.
 
Illustrious club you're in there maccapacca. Maybe time to re-evaluate those life choices?
 
Don't forget to splash your Brut aftershave after and get the Brylcreem on.

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