Poll: Sunbeds naked or not ?

[Yaayuh!]

Need to change your location on your profile @Maccapacca it says Sussex, not Essex.

 

[jpaul]

don't the youngsters use photoshop type programs for melanin enhancement on selfies, living their best life.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Tuck it between your legs just make sure you wiped thoroughly if no2 was recent

Nah, keep no2 inside before you go in. Then once inside, you can pull your buttcheeks apart, m'kay, then lay a big fudge dragon on the bed for all the world to see, m'kay.

Would this not be more appropriate on mumsnet or something?

YABU.

 

[Uther]

 

[V F]

Scarred for life from this thread.

 

[builder22]

Chimp wrestler

rescued budgie smuggler extraordinaire

 

[m@rty]

I don’t know if I want to know more about hurfdurfs life or if ignorance is bliss

I wouldn't bother yourself too much, he's a walter mitty type...oh wait I mean international cage fighting porn star champion.

 

[Dis86]

I wouldn't bother yourself too much, he's a walter mitty type...oh wait I mean international cage fighting porn star champion.

 

[hurfdurf]

I wouldn't bother yourself too much, he's a walter mitty type...oh wait I mean international cage fighting porn star champion.

Regional not international I’ll have you know. Gold medal and everything.

 

[subbytna]

I do the odd few sessions on a sunbed (helps with a skin condition I have) and I always go into a stand up bed. No clothes on. Cover my junk with cupped hands and wait the 3 mins for the bed to shut down.

 

[swillsy]

Normally give myself a wedgie and get the lad out for a bit

I used to stand up but laying down is 100% better for that holiday vibe

 

[Chris Wilson]

I concur with Ian Fleming in one of the Bond books where Bond says an Englishman with a tan looks like he works on the roads

 

[dunker]

sun factor Pancake.

 

[arknor]

Cancer Beds

 

[Haze]

I am male don't use sun beds....

 

[Worthy]

It's been a while since I was a regular on the sunbed, but always nekkid - gotta get that all-over tan.

 

[McBain]

lol, sunbed.

 

[SideWinder]

I kinda want to try one.

....so I am curious about this thread.

 

[Sankari]

Never. Neither clothed, nor unclothed. Just don't do it.

 

[Puzzled]

Just go and paint the garden fences naked instead, the splash back will give you a nice bit of colour