Summer Transfer Window 23/24

[adidan]

Caicedo’s an idiot

He needs to be carted off for a random drugs test after that decision.

 

[dannyjo22]

More prolific than spurs new striker richarlison then

He will be fine there with more focus on him. They should get 12-14 goals out of him but he was never half as good as anyone would have you believe, just because he played for Brazil.

 

[Thekwango]

Caicedo’s an idiot

as a man utd fan, i think he's a legend

 

[adam cool dude]

It’s all player side, he prefers Chelsea to Liverpool. Or rather he prefers the 8 year 300k a week contract Chelsea are offering

Living in London vs Living in Liverpool.

I would say Liverpool are best avoiding him tbh.

 

[dansew123]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1689948617727942656

 

[Shamikebab]

This might be the most exciting end to a window for a while!

 

[Bigpig]

Kane got on the plane yet?

 

[Trusty]

I can't believe Kane is actually going to sign for Bayern, weird move tbh, don't think its right for him at all. He'll be wanting back in 12 months time i bet.

 

[fez]

Kane got on the plane yet?

I'm afraid the news is mundane and your question in vain.

 

[Andybtsn]

Kane couldn’t do right for doing wrong really. If he’d have stayed he’d just get criticised for not winning anything, he moves to a club that guarantees a Bundesliga and he’s winning a mickey mouse trophy in a farmers league.

I’m gutted we’d never know if he could have got Shearers PL record, might never happen in my lifetime

 

[Nate75]

Kane 'not concerned' about language barrier following proposed move to Bayern Munich and plans to start English lessons next week

 

[C Kent]

Kane couldn’t do right for doing wrong really. If he’d have stayed he’d just get criticised for not winning anything, he moves to a club that guarantees a Bundesliga and he’s winning a mickey mouse trophy in a farmers league.

I’m gutted we’d never know if he could have got Shearers PL record, might never happen in my lifetime

Kane can go to Bayern win trophies every year for the next 4 or so seasons and come back to the pl when he's 35 and still manage to break the record

 

[robfosters]

I’m gutted we’d never know if he could have got Shearers PL record, might never happen in my lifetime

*Haaland has entered the chat

 

[Shamikebab]

*Haaland has entered the chat

No way Haaland will be here long enough

 

[Steedie]

Yeah Haaland will probably leave next season for Madrid, can't see him being in the PL for more than 1-2 seasons more at most

 

[BaZ87]

What a day to be out with little to no internet. If I get home to find Caicedo has joined Chelsea and we've sold another midfielder, I'm banning all of you.

 

[manic111]

I think we should take our £110m and whack in a bid for Kane, just to see what would happen...

 

[Shamikebab]

I think we should take our £110m and whack in a bid for Kane, just to see what would happen...

You really want to be turned down again?

 

[Steedie]

I think we should take our £110m and whack in a bid for Kane, just to see what would happen...

I'm waiting for the inevitable panic buy, we need another Andy Carroll type transfer

 

[manic111]

You really want to be turned down again?

Well, it is a Friday evening...