Complete fantasy as it was never designed for the pylons but I'd be kind of tickled by something like a Cessna Citation X setup like a mini AWACS but with the ability to spit Meteors - Russians would never know what hit them.
I may be mis-remembering something from a film, but I'm sure there was an incident once where a US navy ship almost got sank by a Dassault Falcon (kind of like a Learjet) with added radar and pylons that smashed Exocets at it. So this kind of thing is certainly within the realms of possibility.
The US should donate all the F14s they've got sitting in The Boneyard. I mean, if it's good enough for Maverick.
Plus I'd love to see F14 fly again. Best plane ever.
Seeing them in action again would be erection inducing, but if memory serves correct they only performed secondary duties during Desert Storm II (can't remember it's actual name but I'm sure it's not as cool) because they lacked something that made them ineffective against early 2000s Iraqi anti-air. And while it's fun to mock Russia, they are older and less capable than the Su-27s Ukraine is using.
Sadly they had been neglected for quite a while in the 90s after the decision was made to go with the Super Hornet over the Super Tomcat and no point investing in upgrading something that you're going to be retiring soon(ish)
Then again, as you say it would deter Russia from deploying Su-57 in case the US deployed Tom Cruise
US has approved Poland's request for Apache helicopters
This is highly worrying
If there was one single narrative that has come out of this war thus far aside from "never trust a treaty/agreement with Russia" or "NATO anti tank weapons specifically designed to wreck T-series tanks are actually quite good at wrecking T-series tanks" it would be that the day of the attack/gunship helicopter is over.
If Poland are looking at the data and thinking that buying Apaches is in anyway a smart move then they must be seeing different data to us. It means that either the KH-52, Mi-24 and Mi-28 are actually doing much better in Ukraine than the Ukrainian/Western governments are letting on, or that the Polish governments decision making is abysmal, could be a coin flip really
