Soldato
Well my car is a C63, so I guess it's saying I've got a small willy.
But it's completely unmodified, so at least it's not saying I'm a drug dealer, or a rapper who's just waiting for that big break.
My Toyota crown is modified and clearly says I've got a small willy, deal drugs and probably pimp on the side too. Reality is that I just like long boaty saloons and enjoy Japanese bippu/VIP scene.